Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

[Dismal Pillock]

Thay don't even sight BB until season is basically finished!

So, in Auckland Blues language, week 4

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

2020 BLUES 2020 SQUAD (A-Z)
Beauden Barrett, Otere Black, Finlay Christie, Caleb Clarke, Gerard Cowley-Tuioti, Matt Duffie, Kurt Eklund, TJ Faiane, Blake Gibson, Josh Goodhue, Jack Heighton, Alex Hodgman, Jordan Hyland, Akira Ioane, Rieko Ioane, Tony Lamborn, Ezekiel Lindenmuth, Sione Mafileo, Joe Marchant, Emoni Narawa, Ray Niuia, Sam Nock, Jared Page, Dalton Papalii, James Parsons, Stephen Perofeta, Jacob Pierce, Harry Plummer, Marcel Renata, Waimana Riedlinger-Kapa, Tom Robinson, Jonathan Ruru, Hoskins Sotutu, Mark Telea, Tanielu Tele'a, James Tucker, Karl Tu'inukuafe, Patrick Tuipulotu, Ofa Tuungafasi, Baden Wardlaw.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

No Leni Apisai, thank Christ they got shot of that lard pudding speedbump.

In related news, ​

James Parsons

ffs

Poor Otere Black.

• Signs for Blues to get some game time away from Beaudy.
• Gets injured for a whole year.
• Comes back and plays like shit.
• Beaudy joins the team.

Still, 1st 5 stocks of Plummer, Beaudy, Black and Perofuture. SURELY even the Blues can't lavea it up from here.....

 

[Dismal Pillock]

New Blues jersey looks like shattered glass.

Only fitting really.

#shattered_hopes
#shattered_dreams

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[cyclopath]

New Blues jersey looks like shattered glass.

Only fitting really.

#shattered_hopes
#shattered_dreams

At least it's not sharted arse.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

You've probably just given whatever evil malicious troll designs the Blues jerseys the idea for a shartacular mottled brown training jersey.

WFT is wrong with basic Auckland blue and white HOOPS on the RUGBY jersey? Like the rugby jerseys used to have in the old days. Stuff all this experimental psychedelic wank

 

[The_Brown_Hornet]

Good God Cyclo, you can't unsee that!

 

[Teh Other Dave]

That's an interesting ballistic pattern there Cyclo

 

[cyclopath]

That's an interesting ballistic pattern there Cyclo

Ballistics, you say? Better call this guy.

 

[KiwiM]

Blues leadership group for 2020

Patrick Tuipulotu (captain)
Rieko Ioane
Tom Robinson
James Parsons

so basically a swap of Robinson and Gibson from last year. I wonder if that means Robinson at 6 and Papalii at 7.

Doug Howlett has been involved in the Blues preseason camps - interesting.

 

[zer0]

It'll be a real shame if Gibson's career is curbed, or even prematurely ended, by injuries.

 

[Brumby Runner]

Surprised that BB didn't make it into the leadership group.

 

[KiwiM]

Surprised that BB didn't make it into the leadership group.

He's not with the team until April, he's on an extended break.

 

[KiwiM]

It'll be a real shame if Gibson's career is curbed, or even prematurely ended, by injuries.

Yeah he didn't have a great 2019. Injured and when he did play his form wasn't the best he has shown. Good player but hasn't really kicked on from his early promise a few years ago. Big season for him.

Blues look a bit light at 7 given how often Gibson and Papalii get injured.

 

[KiwiM]

This dick. What, has he turned up in his Irish jersey so he can laugh at the Blues too.

Hopefully he has. They fucking need it.

"This is what it takes to win a title you underachieving clowns"

 

[zer0]

Saw Leon MacDonald pesting around the fancy new KFC in Newmarket this afternoon. Assume he's out there doing his preseason job of scoping out his comfort food place for the forthcoming season for when Barrett goes full Tasesa McAlister and tries a chip kick from his own in-goal because when in f*cking Rome.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Barrett goes full Tasesa McAlister and tries a chip kick from his own in-goal

"Look honey, there's Beauden Barrett the All Black. Now
let's watch how a real pro clears from inside his own in-goa
"Aahhh nooo....."

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Thread Tags:

#MacDonalds #KFC #comfort food #Tasesa #McAlister #chip kick #own in-goal

 

[Dan54]

Saw Leon MacDonald pesting around the fancy new KFC in Newmarket this afternoon. Assume he's out there doing his preseason job of scoping out his comfort food place for the forthcoming season for when Barrett goes full Tasesa McAlister and tries a chip kick from his own in-goal because when in f*cking Rome.

he was probably there looking for Akira to tell him it time to start preseason training. Mind you he might of been in wrong spot Akira may of moved on to McDonalds by now.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Akira may of moved on to McDonalds by now.

KFC and Mcdonalds?

At the Blues they call that a "balanced diet".