Biffo
Ken Catchpole (46)
good evening, Sir
you ask a pertinent and piercing question
but, alas, i am a forward, a real rugby player
i have no need for other than a cake of soap to wash my hair, spilled boozze to deodorize my body and an onion and rum or two to get my mouth right for the fray.
that is when i am preparing for a game of rugby.
for other games? hhhmmmmmmmm