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Horrorcanes actually ARE the Horrorcanes. Could challenge the Blues for the wooden spoon this year. All the flash backs in the world won't help em with that Dane Coles + club rugby plonkers forward pack. PAINS me to say, and I will probably delete this post as soon as I make it lest W.Oldboy...

bugger me, on paper this is the weakest Canes side I have ever seen. This is going to be a bloodbath

strayan rugby could do worse than getting Ed Quirk back. Hates Flanders Hanigan. HATES him.

guessing the Cantablacks will be doing a bit of a 2015, not too many fucks given about soup season, enforced resting of plenty over the season, eyes on the real prize.....

NSFW scrum is NSFW no fucks given though, that wind will be a 30 pointer in the 2nd half

actually there's loads more comms that shouldve gone up the pole Joel "seems fair and unbiased right up until the saffer team starts copping it then we get his true colours straight up the fucken mast" Stransky George "Diazepam" Gregan. Jeff "oh shit, speaking of George Gregan" Wilson Rod...

Fucked if I know. They don't mean any thing to any one. ESPECIALLY not with ONE Japanese bloke in the starting XV on the weekend, the halfback. They used to be good for a j-starting front row but can't even be fucked doing that any more. Why on Gods black earth would they expect Japan to get...

Do those dumbarse owners do any actual rugby scouting before they throw bucks at these legends of yesteryear? All they've gotta do is turn on the telly. Even Blind Freddy can see Jules has been wandering around like a big fat lost pudding for years now.

Rene Ranger's season lasted exactly 45 minutes before his knee exploded. wft is the deal with the Swolves? They have a grand total of ONE Japanese bloke in their starting XV. It's like some sort of nationless pirate franchise. Absolutely nothing to do with Japan.

fucken Cantabs. jammy c**ts. "This way, Sir's, this way to the tryline. Is everything to your liking? Anything MORE I can to assist you in your endeavors?" ffs Plummer, how many chances do you want to win the game?

Cleft-handed Joan Collins struck early. Imagine him fielding on the boundary. Can't even catch a rugby ball and rugby balls are fucking huge

Either way, the offending individual should have fully read the 2019 NZ Rugby lawbook during preseason.

some of those test patterns need a LOT more red and black pencilled in No wide zoom though please, we should spared the horror of exactly where TJ's other hand is.....

lol soup season is 2 MINUTES old before the game grinds to a trytime stiffy-killing halt and we spend the next 8 minutes watching 800 replays while being subjected to Justine Marshite waxing omniscient that this one will be given and so, of course, once he's said that you just KNOW the exact...

Has to wait until Byron finishes reading him his bedtime story. It's taken two months so far. Book is called "Auckland Blues Bedtime Stories Book Of Happy Endings 2010-2018." Yeah it's just the one sheet of A4 really. Double spaced...

I hope he's ok. Maybe he should call up the All Black coach and have a massive cry about how unfair it is that his legs have to carry him around all day

I fail to see any juxtaposition at work here.

UH-OH. TRANS TASMAN FORII WARS: http://www.forum.thesilverfern.com/topic/2918/where-are-they-now-past-ferners/88

may as dump this pos here..... Official NZRFU Auckland Blues 2019 Preview. Why get your hopes up? New coach? So what. New players? Who cares. 90% of the Blues squad are still the dregs that no other franchise fucken wanted anyway. Nonu and SBW in the midfield? Well...