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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Waratahs v Crusaders - Saturday 23 March @ SCG

    Cantabs haven't so much come out of the gate, more like barked their shins on the c**t.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    Fuck the stormfront. Far and away the worst try scoring team in the comp and it shows. Something like 1.2 tries a game while everyone else is on about 7. They hit it up and maul and take the 3. Their wingers may as well be Stevie Wonder and Ray fucken Charles. To call them one-dimensional is to...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    The poor fans. Twelve Japanese children are going to have to be told that their favourite team is being disbanded.
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2019

    HATE to brag but I'm still batting 1,000 with my preseason Blues predictions: haven't seen Stormfront yet this season but the Canes have been totally bipolar and mental. Canes L
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    this would actually be a seriously awesome tribute to the muslim community to do for a game. The # 5 is awesome. A daft little egg? A swollen tear? Poignant. Backwards number 7's for prop and hooker? Richie'd knock one out to be in that pack. "They'll never find me."
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Round 6: Waratahs v Crusaders - Saturday 23 March @ SCG

    RWC year, a year the Cantabs traditionally ease off. Cotton wool that shit, keep the powder dry. They haven't yet. Surely they'll swithc to autopilot re 2011 and 2015 soon But after recent events in Christchurch, with an extra week off, you'd think they may well come out with blood on the...
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    I would love it if the Blues got dumped. Free up my weekends for some of those pursuits I've read about people doing like smiling and laughing.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2018

    just rename them with a random arabic word to piss off the white power dickheads The Canterbury لصحف و الجرائد باللغة العربية
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Round 5, Sunwolves v Reds, 16/3 @ Tokyo

    Great game in the end. Reds sub halfback has come on and absolutely done the business there
  10. Dismal Pillock

    Round 5, Sunwolves v Reds, 16/3 @ Tokyo

    the guy was held up and on his knees and had no leverage. still a munting great effort though HowFT did "Ben Gunter" not get an aus soup contract? that Reds halfback and his stupid little step or two before every pass is a wrench in the gears aside from Reds maul try have they even been in...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Your favourite Wallaby XV

    no such thing as a "favourite" wallaby XV so for the purposes of this post I will change it to "most feared". Those wobs that had me feeling a wee bit antsy at test match time 1. oops at a loss already 2. 3. ? 4. Greg Cornelson 4 try freak, thanks for the memories you **** ********* ****...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    The forward pack is close to All Murder, All The Time. The selectors now need to look at whether Mafi can play on the blindside flank. It's his only shot at cracking the starting lineup. He just needs some I mean a conviction for his kidnapping and assault and ability wise, he would...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues vs The Bye

    It's that time of the season again. The bye. A glorious respite from the weekly wreckage. Might even switch off the telly Saturday arvo and go outside and walk around in the driving rain for 80 minutes while having a massive cry. Don't want to disrupt my circadian rhythm too much after...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    Mafi back in business for the Sunwolves. I cannot believe they resigned him. Usually Japan comes down like a bag of hammered shit on anything even remotely crim like. Plus it sounds like they want to postpone his trial til AFTER the RWC. Aha, so that's why they resigned him.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2019

    Chiffs loooked wayy better when they did this in last 20. Jack Debraseenmeinmygruds was very vocal at 10 and went well. Although in fairness by then the Cantabs had done the business and were already contemplating their post-match seance or ritual blood sacrifice in the subterranean bowels of...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2019

    Legendary Blues win against the fearsome Japanese Sunwolves frankenmess franchise with their 2 whole actual Japanese players, a side that's playing out the string prior to being cut from the competition completely a timely ten seconds after RWC 2019 in Japan winds up. quite rooting the Blues...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Un-Australian Activities 2019

    went record scabbing in Tokio, dragging my loaded suitcase through the driving rain for 4 days was way more fun than thinking about those f***** c*** f***** Auckland Blues.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Round 3 - Rebels v Highlanders - Fri 1st of March@7:45pm - AAMI Park

    Good keen game. Hammington/Gatland combo fucked the Landers good and hard. They were the opposite of fluid in all facets of the game. Can Hammington even pass off his fucken left hand? Laborious and sad. Quade and Genia ownd them. Quade was wayy better than I was expecting. Less flakey...
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