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BB goalshots ffs he's got the yips. Wayy too front-on. FWT Afterdavid, 10 pt turnaround is right. That plus Blues going up 12-0 after 12 mins then AGAIN clocking off and giving away 4 pens in 5 mins to leak 10 pts bugger me. Blues should be up by 30 by now, scoring tries at will.

It's ok. I'm really just one of Zero's sockpuppet accounts anyway. Hope this PM finds you well. --DP.

HEYYYYY, leave me out of this stoush you hungover bastard!

Rikki Swannell, first time I heard her I found it a bit jarring but she knows her shit and she7s into it and is observant. Does take a wee bit of getting used to too for neanderthal drongos like me but after a game or two you adjust and now I'd actually rather have her over shrieking disdainful...

Didn't see the game but if we're piling on the Bumberries then hitch me up to the conga line boogaloo

So Cantabs end up thrashing them with this forward pack: Looking very journeymen on paper but they just slot in and do the murder. Conversely, Chiffs allstar backline, Cruden, ALB, DMac, dangerous wings in Wainui and Stevenson..... yet they just shovel it from side to side for minutes on end...

poor Chiefs XV succumb to the Dearth Star XIX. Good ol' Ben O'Qweef manages to fuck another rugby game up the arse. If that's not a knock on then I'm Rueben Thorne's mum

Cantabs with murder on the brain and blood in the bath.

Wish they'd rested Pat T for when Blues host the Death Star Stormtroopers next week. Poor draught horse has been run into the ground. "But lose this match and next week will be a dead rubber, MORAN". To which I say no fucks given. Beating the Cantabs on Eden Park once is better than 100...

TACKLES WON SRA 2 rounds to go 1 Dalton Papali'i Blues 72 2= Du'Plessis Kirifi Hurricanes 65 2= Dillon Hunt Highlanders 65 4 Lachlan Boshier Chiefs 59 5= Akira Ioane Blues 56 5= Alex Hodgman Blues 56 5 down, 3 across Shannon Frizell Highlanders 56 5= Ofa Tu'ungafasi Blues 56 5= Reed Prinsep...

Please show me on the dolly where the corrosively-handsome NZ man touched your mummy.

oh shit with tenured Barrett White Lock out injured for the year and BBBR getting his nuts gargled at a geisha soaplands till next year the lock stocks are bare. AB's are going to have to select 2 or 3 of these putzes: Gerard Cowley-Tuioti Josh Goodhue. both too shooooooort Tupou Vaai...

TJ mustve smashed into the broadcasting truck and edited it ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Auckland Blues Midseason Executive Scouting Report: Alex Hodgman: plays the prop position Kurt Eklund: him getting his shit well and truly together has to be...

This is goign around in circles. NZRFU look like c**ts BUT theyre playing hardball cos Aus teams lose 76 million games in a row and Aus fans tune out en masse ergo no broadcasting deal. Only the 17 tragic diehards here at GAGR were left watching that shit in March 2020. GAGR aussies say no...

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