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So the 5 NZ sides plus an Auckland Blues development team?

guess some at NZRFU think "2 or 3 aus teams, concentrated talent, competitive comp. 5 aus teams, spreads the talent too thin, they might lose 40 in a row again and the aus fans will say fuck this, not watching/going to this loser shit, and the last remaining 82 diehards will switch off forever...

Even Nic White is rumoured to be making his way down to Chch to have a sneaky look at this one..... "Yeah, I'm going down to have a look..... never liked them Cantabs .....bunch of c****"

You know what they say; "Pride Comes Before The Fall.....THE FALL OF THE CANTABS EMPIRE"

haha, must be fairly obvious tropes, writes itself, good vs evil, light vs dark, heaven vs hell, Luke vs Darth, life vs death, etc etc.

3 more sleeps until the Polynesian Basketball Blitzkriege Jailbreake Rebel Alliance bravely fly directly into the blackened heart of the malevolent Darth Star to slay the faceless stormtroopers of death. Godspeed the Vortex.

What do they even do down there? Tearfully stumbling through mud puddles looking for their lost sports ball or something I suspect. "My ball, my ball, has anyone seen my lost sports ball?" they query the silent blackened skies, heaving pregnant dark clouds laden with another heaping helping of...

Has to be Gatland. Brought his NH diveball martyrdom sookery down under. Cruden and Weber having a cry to the ref for the whole match about how everything is so, so, so unfair. Cane postmatch tearful, emotional, distraught, wants his mummy.

Hell no! Just put an 80's cantabs shield game in the VHS on the neighbouring monitor. Your random shouting might sync up at some stages of the match but who really gives a shit.

I can do a passable Damo and Darren accent but you wouldnt like the hail of profane scorn I rain down upon NSFW for 80 minutes. ah fuckit, for NSFW matches I nominate W.Oldboy, Zero and Bumbreeze Runner. SPARE NO ONE.

Yeah they look to have really drilled that. At the moment they look like a very keen enthusiastic top club/colts side Also had some moves off the lineout that wouldve taken some practicing. NSFW playing hard. Can't say I like it! Can't say I like it one bit!

I wouldve bought one of those seats. For $1. So I could refurbish it into a seat for my bog. Then every day I could legitimately say "just off to take a shit on what's left of Lancaster Park."

Sam Cane blindsiding the halfback with a cheap shoulder shot was not the behaviour becoming of an All Black captain.

Dmac just makes the game more difficult for any of his teammates who enter his periphery. Chiefs 4 games, 4 tries, 0-4. Gatlands AB fantasy in tatters.

woah, Weber with the "Today, Junior!" Billy Madison reference to Coles and his slow lineout throw