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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    damn, Cheifs with 3 or so tries in as many games and they just do not look likely. Camped on Canes 22 forever, plugging away, zero impact DMac vs Jordie, god I cant stand either of these players. Can't they both just bugger off to Toulon? if I was the Canes coach I'd be giving Jordie a HT...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Worst Commentator Pole Action

    Local Rugby Commentator Rushed to ICU --NZ Herald-- A local rugby commentator has been rushed to Christchurch ICU with 3rd-degree friction burns all up and down his genitalia. The individual was airlifted from Forsythe Barr Stadium and choppered to Christchurch immediately after the rugby...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    fffs aint that the truth, felt like the jammy cantabs played the entire 2nd half under advantage. Ref ushering them through. Armchair ride. "This way to the tryline boys".
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    8-1 pens to cantabs then all 3 of the officials miss a wild forward pass and instead give the cantabs a pisseasy 3 for their troubles. ffs. Aaron Smith has definitely had his pre-match Red Bull. Everything is a 5th gear blur. Great game so far.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    Someone must've switched out Frizzle's regular crossword for the cryptic. He's steamed! Bout time he brought the pain.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Beauden Barrett's Auckland Blues Career:
  7. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    had to google this. wft that's not a mullet. Where I'm from that's just a very classy distinguished hairdo. Like a CEO or some shit. That'll need a LOT of MS-Paint sculpting to enter mullet territory
  8. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    Kids are off-limits, should not be lambasted for the sins of the father Phil K on the other hand.....
  9. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    1,000 meme ideas just exploded in my brain but even I'm not going to go there
  10. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    Where would you say he is on his curve?
  11. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    1 Al Baxter: (still not convinced his early rep for crap scrumming didnt just follow him around thus allowing lazy refs an easy out) 2 3 Rodzilla 4 Isaac Ross 5 Mark Chisholm 6 Sione Luaaki 7 Sebastian Chabal 8 Pierre Spies (C) 9 Matt Henjack 10 Luke McAlister 11 Mitch "John" Inman 12 Sam...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    Good keen Festival of Hate. Reds finally win, 12th time lucky NSFW look well-drilled. No wonder Thorn wasnt smiling. His Reds largely looked like an uncoached rabble.
  13. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    that 50/22 rule is a cracker. Opens up an option for some reprieve from monotonous loig-style donkey pod hitups around halfway
  14. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    Been entertaining. Not a penalty fest like SRA Rd 1. NSFW fairly young and raw. Reds have missed a few tricks Phil Kearns Tears Watch: Status: **WELLING DANGEROUSLY**
  15. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    The All Airport XV selectors are starting to take note of this Vidal Sassoon klutz playing wing for NSFW.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    Why am I not surprised Beale has fucked off to France. Shameless Kearns slinks back into comm box after his childish schoolboy coup attempt.
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