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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    Chiffs 0-2, first time for 3 home losses on the trot in almost 20 years? SuperCoach Gats might have to actually do some coaching instead of browsing which luxury spa's his Lions squad will be bathrobing at. How long will the Chiffs take to turn on Gatland? HOW LONG? 0-3 would be quiet yet...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    Blues in proper comp: thrillingly chuck it around like brainless idiots and lose. Blues in meaningless fuck-around comp: slot the 3's and grind out patient wins.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    Parsons in the open field is like a turtle traversing the Southern motorway at 5pm. Just a matter of when not if it all goes horribly, horribly wrong. LOL Blues still in it despite booting away all possession and ref O'Qweef gifting all pens to Chiefs who, as Z.Ero alluded to, are playing like...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    Akira looking superfit. Fucken Ben O'Qweef gtfoffs Rarely seen in the wild, The Reverse Norman Gunston Paremoremo Supermax Mullet
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    Just moved into the Vishnu Shavanga stage of my "Please Not TJ, Please Not TJ" incantation. May the Serpent Bless The Eye of The Lotus.
  6. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    Typical cocky overconfidence from east coast elitist.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    2020 Super Rugby Round 1 (REDUX): Reds v Waratahs

    Can I bring my +1? https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/21/football/south-korea-sex-dolls-fine-scli-intl/index.html Actually, more like +82.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    ".....now THIS is how you assume the position before me. Hello? Can any of you thick JAFA wankers even hear me? Hello?"
  9. Dismal Pillock

    Pic needs a caption

    "RED AND BLACK LIVES MATTER."
  10. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    yeah this bloke always seems to get left out of the conversations. no idea about his D but has good size and speed and great positional instincts on attack.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    9 S.Expest 10 Richie Mo’unga (although ffs I might STILL rather have Cruden there) 11 Will Jordan. (is the kid ready? i get the feeling this guy was born ready) 12 ALBrown/Lumpy 13 Rieko Ioane/Jack Goodhue 14 Sevu Reece 15 Beauden Barrett 21 TJ Perenara 22 Lumpy/ALB/Goodhue 23...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    yeah he'll probably start because seniority etc but on D he's so small he doesnt really seem to make enough dominant tackles. Big Red OTOH is a giant mental on D looking to fuck peoples shit up and scrag them backwards for the whole 80. All provincial bias aside; 6 Big Red/Papalii/Cane 7...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Jesus, he's that big? He plays like he's 6"2/95 kg with hunched shoulders from spending the last 5 years on the fucken playstation. Not sold. Moli's out? Nepo Laulala too? Oh well, Akira shouldve packed on the required pounds by now to do a job at plop. (not typo) Ofa Cody Taylor Akira...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    Ofa Cody Taylor Atu Moli Sam Whitelock Scott Barrett Pat T Ardie SaveaBig Red Sam Cane © Marino Mikaele Tu'uSotutu. fuck getting slapped around by the beefy poms in another rwc semi, we now go with this MASSIVE forward pack Aaron Smith Beauden BarrettMounga Reiko Ioane ? Anton Linert...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    For sure. Gunston Online Networks And Developmental Subsidiaries Might not fit on the jersey so just go with the acronym.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    He's now playing like it's finally dawned in him how huge and terrifying he is. ps Scott Barrett getting a sabbatical would be about as deserved as Jeff Epstein getting handed the keys to the fucken Playboy Mansion
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    I think this might be Rugby Reg explaining to Sully how to troll NSFW match day threads.
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Nz domestic rugby 2020

    Damnit I lost that car breakout gif Slight logjam there, I think DC and Beaudy were also pencilled in for this year? Can we DARE to have a Holy Trinity of Designated Messiahs, all in the same year?? omfg I think I need a lie down Blues coaching staff offer their heartfelt condolences to...
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