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After all his years hitched to the AB winning gravy train is genial Fozzie even capable of a halftime rark-up? "Yeahhh..... ummm..... it sort of got away from us for a bit there didnt it? Oh well, we'll be off home for Xmas soon, then its another 8 months off on full pay for me" What a fucken...

Pre-match Jeff Wilson was all "discipline and accuracy". HE DIDENT SAY ILL DISCIPLINE AND INACCURACY U DEAF FVCJKING CNUTS. 30 minutes of ineffectual paint-by-numbers contractual obligation from NZ.

"He disrespect my man. I am playing for my country" -Matera to the ref. I'd take him in a heartbeat over Crossword Frizzle

Yeah saw that, the guy is sky high on spiked cake. Argies havent played since RWC2019. They'll come out breathing fire for the first 20 but the last 20 will be Floodgate City. NZ 72-7.

So many cool names. "Delguy". You know what "del" means in Spanish? It means "that".

"So, my Blues will be playing the Cantabs in the final next year....."

This is the other one thats shitting me blind. It's like having a slightly more athletic Scott Barrett playing on the fucking wing for the All Blacks. And yet he gets picked every fucking week. "Oh, he was the best fullback in SRA and is there for the second kicking option and to use his height...

THANK YOU. I will hold you to this. And if for whatever reason it does not come to pass, then, nothing personal, but let's just say "killing spree" and "collateral damage" and leave it at that.

Un-Fucking-Believable. If you tell me Crossword Frizzle is the tenured incumbent 6 and they were just having a squizz at Akira for shits and giggles but have now reverted to the "1st XV" I am going on a motherfucking killing spree.

Strictly rugby related of course but try typing "loser.com" into your browser.....

Nevertheless, the unwanted Fozzie conspiring to lose to the Argies for the first time in history would be met by the NZ rugby public with a primal bloodthirsty birth howl.

That shark on the left could potentially be offside as it has failed to retreat behind the hindmost fin. In related news, this could be the stupidest start to a matchday thread in GAGR history.

Fozzie frantically scouring his "What Wayne Smith Said" notebook for any mention of "Laser Defence".

Date: Nov 14 Kick-off: 3:10 Venue: Bankwest Stadium, Sydney New Zealand National Team Representational GIF: Argentinian National Team Representational GIF:

Who is that vanity-plated nutter?

D54 my point stands, Jordan was on the field for about 2 minutes. Please refrain from parsing my words with actual reality as dictated by the time continuum as the two paradigms make for incongruous bedfellows.

Well then, NZ are clearly not in good shape then are they. Jordie's ratio is still 2 fuckups for every 1 non-fuckup. Unacceptable.

Incredible ekeing out an extra 4 metres on showpony crazy-horse runs. That dont make up for him going backwards in every single fucking tackle he tries to make. Not the bloke you want in the trenches in a goalline stand

I'd say Rennie has lost the series but won the mind games over Fozzie by identifying who is up to it (Wilson, Philips etc) while all Fozzie has is who isnt up to it. Sorry, had to do it.

Would hazard a guess his stocks, along with Big Red, have actually risen just by virtue of being on the fringes of this current shitshow. "Scott Barrett". Fuck me.