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Sorry but I can't read this corrected version due to the proliferation of vowels.

Can't believe I'm typing this out but RESPECT IS EARNED, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS. If you "DISRESPECT" your own All Black jersey by playing like rudderless automated fucken losers then YOU COP IT FUCKERS. We the NZ rugby public "don't see what happens behind the scenes" so - WEIRDLY - we're left to...

Oh dear, Samuel Cane. What a fucking drongo. WE ARE THE NEW ZEALAND RUGBY PUBLIC U MORAN. WE ALWAYS PICK THE TEAM. THE COACH IS BUT A MERE FIGUREHEAD THERE TO GAUGE THE WEIGHT OF PUBLIC OPINION AND ACT ACCORDINGLY. DUMBARSE. Did this guy even grow up in New Zealand?. This just in; IF...

Think the selectors hammered it out back on page 67 that these infamous pricks (George Bush etc) getting selected just for being infamous and not for being famous for rugby were ineligible? But it does sound like Amin was quite a good rugby player..... I'll leave it to Tex to wade through...

oh hell yes. At one stage I had everything by NOMEANSNO on vinyl KARP out melvins'd the melvins I reckon. Those 2 lp's start at $100 online now. Like a moran i cashed in my copies too I'm playing this one through the PA on the back of the ute as I chase Fozzie around town: "If...

OMG, KiwiM's post up there, its like it was transcribed verbatim from my brain except it has syntactical coherence. Totally agree. It was horribly reminiscent. Had that impending dread feeling. After 30 mins it was "um, AB'S havent actually even fired a shot yet. They dont even have any ammo do...

Instead of gradually calming down I am actually getting angrier and angrier over this. Of course it does. Wrong sort of contract. Not tenured. Need to keep hammering away with this years safe and steady Mayerhofler and Gibson in the midfield. Now, I'm not one to be overly given to hyperbole...

Test 2, do they offer redemption to the losers or punish their abject clueless embarrassing shittiness and look at others? THE LATTER OF COURSE. Paper Tiger Pat and Crossword Frizzle can fuck right off. Given a long, hard look and left wanting. 1 Nepo Laulala 2 Coles (SORT YOUR HEAD) 3...

They're lucky I didnt have a part to play on honing that goddamn contractual fine print.

How about when push really comes to shove though? I'm talking about the unthinkable. The AB's just keep losing. It's not like they ever looked like winning the match last night. Or even coming close to scoring a try except in garbage time. "The unthinkable has happened. The All Blacks have...

Turns out I've been spoiled rotten by 20 years of NZ answering a loss with blood, murder, death and fury in the next match. They had nothing. Pre-programmed automatons who thought they could just truck it up like usual and the seas would part. Fozzie has somehow taken the Super Rugby stallions of 8...

As soon as he makes any assertion I just immediately think the exact opposite. "Nothing in that, penalty at best" So a straight red then. "Not going to beat this team with 3's" They should definitely take the 3 here. Bewildering how often he just manages to get it 180 degrees of wrong.

That was a proper test match. There were virtually no try scoring opportunities in the entire match. Time in the oppo 22's was what, a couple of minutes for each team? It seemed like the NZ players were "trying" but were not at all confident as to what the game plan was. Or even if there was...

LET THIS THE PUBLIC REGISTER SHOW THAT THESE ARE THE NAMES OF THE INDIVIDUALS RESPONSIBLE FOR GUIDING THE NEW ZEALAND RUGBY FOOTBALL ALL BLACKS TO THEIR FIRST EVER LOSS TO ARGENTINA. MAY HISTORY FOREVER JUDGE THEM AND SHOW NO MERCY UPON THEIR DEAD SOULS. 1. Moody. Good old tenured Moody...

Deeply Analytical Match Report NZ vs Argentina "Thank you Fozzie, thank you, that'll be all....." What a moment for Arg. Fantastic defense. NZ hammered away Route 1 for the full 80 and made ZERO fucken impact. There was no plan B. Just rely on some Beaudy magic and if that...

All those people fluffing Ardie, THAT is what you get. A big fucken ineffectual nothing with a couple of 3-metre crazy-horse legs vignettes. "Look at the leg drive!" Yeah you better look at that cos thats all youre getting from the dwarf.