• Welcome to the forums of Green & Gold Rugby.
    We have recently made some changes to the amount of discussions boards on the forum.
    Over the coming months we will continue to make more changes to make the forum more user friendly for all to use.
    Thanks, Admin.

Search results

  1. Dismal Pillock

    Northern Hemisphere Rugby 2020

    Clermont: 31 Munster: 39 So desperate for some footie I tuned in to this replay of a NH match from last month. Engrossing contest, hardly the plop and flop I was expecting. Clermont up 28 pts after 25 mins FFS and then they gave it the ol' mercenary gallic shrug and switched right the fuck...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Aussie Player Exodus

    Time to abandon all of these naively frivolous notions of scheduling outdoor sporting pursuits. Consigned to the dustbin of history as we forever.....
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Fake Twitter Feed.

    Local Mother Despairs Over Son's Twitter Activity --NY Times-- A local mother has said she "despairs" over some of her adult sons grandiose aims as broadcast by the young man on his twitter account. "I don't know, I just can't help but feel he's overreaching" said Elton's weary mother...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    who the hell is this piece of shit: https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/123930987/former-all-black-sentenced-for-punching-woman-in-the-face-but-name-kept-secret-for-now guessing its a Chief who was in town Dec 2019? I WANT NAMES.
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    Top League season already looks completely rooted. https://japantoday.com/category/sports/update-1-rugby-two-top-league-matches-cancelled-in-japan-due-to-covid-19
  6. Dismal Pillock

    RIP GAGR

  7. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    Dude, ALL of your posts are about the A-League.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RIP GAGR

  9. Dismal Pillock

    RIP GAGR

    Your mum is on her way to Huntly (really sorry about that, i was trying to do the "banter" thing and it came out all wrong)
  10. Dismal Pillock

    RIP GAGR

    The good news is I can cancel the fleet of trucks I'd hired to cart off 440 billion gygatonnes of pointless photo essays. The bad news is Gagger has to tell the poor driver pricks, on New Years Eve, that no, they won't be getting paid. "What the f**** ********** ***** ********".
  11. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    I used to live on K Rd back in the 90's. I was probably the person people were looking at when they asked "is it safe to walk down K Rd these days?".
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Haha, I can remember in the 80's when this whole area was a bit of a rickety bumhole. And Ponsonby was brotown central. Ponsonby ffs
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    Attn:// zer0 and KiwiM; how are your respective shrines coming along? https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/300190644/eden-park-fans-super-stoked-to-snap-up-auckland-stadiums-hallowed-turf
  14. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

    Andy Marinos? The Sanzar shyster who tried to tell us last week the existing soup rugby contracts were still "binding" and nothing had changed? "Nothing has changed, please pack your bags and head to South Africa to play the Cheetahs and Southern Kings in February" --Andy Marinos, new RA CEO.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Where to for Super Rugby?

    NZ: Cantabs +1 Aus: Bumbreeze SA: 2 Arg: Jags? other 2 spots: best of rest Wonder if the North will afford a slot to Japan's champs or go all "no, no, no, this will not stand, that would mean no slot for our beloved puddle-plopping Halifax Bogsnot Rovers".
Top