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  1. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    Robbie Deans may be available for the Orcs.
  2. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    So good it's worth a second viewing: Artwork worthy of @Dismal Pillock.
  3. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    I've got a warehouse full of these left over from RWC2011. Anyone know where I can get a Red Rose attached to them in lieu of the Silver Fern.
  4. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    ENGLAND'S Recent Proud Sporting History: 2014 Soccer World Cup: Group stage exit. 2015 Cricket World Cup: Group stage exit. 2015 Rugby World Cup: Group stage exit. #minnows
  5. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    The destruction absolute annihilation of the Soap Dodgers scrum today must rank up there with the 1984 Grand Slam Wallabies pushover try against Wales.
  6. Hugh Jarse

    RWC 2015

    Emergency call for Gunston Public Relations to manage impending media crisis in London. Apparently a minnow with a large ego and huge tickets on itself has been found somewhere out near Heathrow Airport, and the locals don't like it. Spokesman Gene Gunston said that they would probably...
  7. Hugh Jarse

    Scrum Talk

    Maybe but Pythagoras Marler was caught and shown up just like Hans Christian Anderson foretold in "The Emperor's New Clothes". He was not straight in any scrum that I saw in the AUS v ENG RWC pool game. The TV Director seemed to use every angle they could to obfuscate the illegal scrummaging...
  8. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    You must know some different Welshmen from those I know. The Boyos I know would never do anything but push for a win when they take the footy field, whatever level of footy they play.
  9. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    England don't have a mortgage on that sort of behaviour. Bogan dickheads like that in nearly every rugby crowd, even here in God's Country.
  10. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    And you were the proxy for all the poor Gaggerlanders stuck downunder. Thanks for taking one for the team.
  11. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    Same. Been up all night. Then AAC (Adam Ashley-Cooper) goes and passes the pill in the last minute of the game, so I'm back on the beer at 7am. No hope for any sleep now. Will just have to watch the replay with a smile from ear to ear. The Federal Dept of Australian Citizenship have been monitoring SuperBru...
  12. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    You probably deserve this warning as well as @ChargerWA
  13. Hugh Jarse

    Rugby Quotes of the Week

    Post game interview time with Gits after the Soap Dodgers were relegated to minnow status at RWC15 Rod Kafer: "Fantastic ball from your old mate Adam Ashley Cooper. He's always passing to you isn't he?" Matt Gitteau: "He doesn't normally pass though, Swoop. So ... ... ... He's ... ... ah...
  14. Hugh Jarse

    Pic needs a caption

    "Joe, You didn't have that coffee with Jonathan Kaplan did you?" or "Joe, Did you bother to read the Green and Gold Rugby article about your scrummaging?" or "#ScrumStraightJoe"
  15. Hugh Jarse

    Rugby Quotes of the Week

    M. Poite: "You must push straight". Edit: Transcript is something like this M. Poite: “Three times, you were definitely not straight” P. Marler: “Was he straight?” M. Poite: “Yes, he is. Now, you have to be very disciplined and get a straight angle, alright?” M. Poite: Indicating penalty...
  16. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    The England Press will melt down.
  17. Hugh Jarse

    RWC: AUS v ENG (Twickenham): POOL A; 6am (AEDT) Sunday 4 October

    Fat Shiela singing. Something about a chariot. AUS 33 ENG 13. England now a minnow in Cricket and Rugby. Losing at home is not good for a teams ranking. Losing by >15 is not too good either. The RWC rankings are worth double IRB ranking points. Will the Soap Dodgers be ranked in double...
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