Search results

Blues vs Cantabs

Cantabs will have blood on the brain chasing the all-important bonus points.....BUT also some complacency thinking its "only" NSFW... this means they'll run riot again BUT will be enjoying it so much they'll leave the door open for the handy NSFW attack to run in a few too. Final score: 77-38...

Don't want to be the one to mention this might be cos they only have about 5 Aussie players in their team.............

offense: Instead of "Blue 12" etc, referee addressing star players by their first names, like they're all great pals or something. sanction: n/a. Referee Pfitzy would never do this.

You just KNOW the Blues will be the first to shit the bed vs an Aussie team. Local heroes scrum pinged again by anal boy ref trying to prove he's the next overly-officious fake expert Steve Walsh, Bumberries bung it in the corner, Blues hapless and hopeless at stopping the rolling maul as usual.

LOOKING GOOD, TOWNSVILLE, LOOKING VERY GOOD......

Yeah God knows how Gunter didnt get a contract. He's built like he's been put together by Satan.

"But Dear Leader, Tom Carter retired years ago." "My Waratahs team is embarrassment this season. Tom play this weekend. You fucking make it happen".

offense: linesman putting his flag up at least 20 metres short of where the ball actually went out ffs. sanction: Pfitzy rushes over to sideline, relieves linesman of flag, grabs ball, retakes kick himself, runs over to sideline, and puts flag up in correct place.

offense: player entering the field of play with a manbun. sanction: immediate yellow card. The offender has 10 minutes on the naughty chair to rid himself of the manbun. Failure to comply within the allotted time period will result in a red card. offense: reserve players warming up by running...

Date: Saturday 29 May, 7:15pm NZT Venue: Eden Park, Auckland Referee: Damon Murphy TMO: Alfred. E Neuman Auckland Blues Match Day Team GIF: ACT Brumbies Match Day Team GIF:

2021 Final Suntory vs Panasonic Lol, wasnt even going to bother watching this, another 70pt stroll in the park for the Suntory Beaudens. You wouldn't credit it..... THEY FUCKING LOST. LOLL. Missing both their unstoppable murderstuds Kerevi and Tevita Li. Maybe Li's roid stash got...

Totally agree with this. Must be so annoying to play against. It just looks wrong. Defenders have to drift on until the dummy runners have had an obstructionary jog around? Just smash the f**** pricks out of the road to get to the ball carrier ffs. And get pinged for it. I wonder if defending...

If so..... then my work here has only just begun.

I read on GAGR (a rugby website) that the 0 and 10 is just cos the NZ refs are used to reffing NZ players and havent yet adapted to the Australian players knock-ons, scrum infringements, incorrect ruck entries, missed tackles, offside infringements and wonky lineouts. Once the NZ refs get up to...

Great job Cantabs, way to kill the whole TT comp and with it, possibly the entire sport of Rugby Union in Australia! Humiliating Aus's national rugby champs like that. Ruining the sport for a whole generation of potential Aussie rugby fans. "FFS, the Cantabs smash the Reds, our best team, and...

damn the loosies are going to be tough to pick. So many potential combos. 6: Ethan Blackadder vs Crossword Frizzle vs Akira 7 Ardie vs Papaliii 8: Sotutu vs Jacobsen vs Ardie

Best of both words, got to see a NZ team go radio rental against some foreigners + also got to see a team run in a few tries versus the hated Cantabs. Strangely ineffectual game from Will Jordan. Thought that pace would've perfectly suited his instinctive murderballs style ps lol@ this...

Dont feel too bad Reds fans; Mounga is basically channeling the id of 2005 Lions 2nd test Dan Carter in this match