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Can anyone fill me in on any highlights from BR's post? Asking for a friend.

The Aussie teams havent scored any tries. They don't get to take conversions.

Wainui with 5, not bad. I remember Sivivatu's match when he got 4, he was utterly unplayable that night in the Waikato, had all 4 tries within the first 20 mins if I recall. Tahs only leaked 6 tries, hasnt their usual average been about 8 per match? God I hope the Wobs pick Swinton for...

I have some terrible news. They are now on the bench.

"They're never properly bound, it's like every second maul is a fucken truck-and-trailer....."

FFFS. Blues limp into the final crippled by their TOTAL 2nd half lineout capitulation and forfeiture of ALL 2nd half possession. What a fucking shartlunch. FFFS TJ. You'd think the Force had fuckign won. "BRILLIANT! SO BRAVE! THEY JUST NEVER GIVE UP!! INSPIRATIONAL!" .....meanwhile...

I FEEL WEIRD.

It's almost in the GAGR registration fineprint that I am contractually obligated to click "like" on these sorts of posts.

LOL@TJ's voice dropping 3 registers as the Blues secure BP, the life leaves his heart, disconsolate, perhaps even tearful, he must soldier on even though it's moments like this he hates his job.

If TJ is in the comms box, cornered and desperate in his anti-Blues mindbox, blatantly cheering for the brave, brave, brave, plucky Force to "do the impossible" I am going on a killing spr * edit OH FUCK ITS HIM

He ran that motherfucker Will Jordan DOWN. Rockets into #3 in my Current Top 3 Favourite Ranga's List: 1 Big Red 2 Little Red Finlay 3 Andrew Kellaway.

Insanely gripping final weekend. All systems indicate we are now on schedule for a MASSIVE bed-shittage from the Blues.....

"Don't worry, big Leicester clearly grounded it, they'll have a countback review in a minute....."

All threads are now but orbiting flotsam being dragged into the brain-sucking gravitational omnibus that is the "Where To For You-Know What" thread.

And what a rich juncture for it to finally dawn on him. Jogging in for a clear untouched try and he went "No! No, I just refuse to continue to be a part of this..... this..... thing!" as he dramatically and tearfully throws the ball to the turf If the Cantabs fail to qualify for the final, vs...

Game slipping away from the Cantabs now. Apart from the first 5 mins, the scores are even. #dare_2_dream

The Day The Cantabs Murdered The Dreams of Children. Sometimes Cantabs can be insensitive to the feelings of children.

"T-minus 9 hours until ignition sequence start on Operation Blues Eden Park Destiny Horizon Bonus-Point Counted Chickens. Boosters, stable. Valves, stable. Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go. Houston: "Checking command modules". Z.Er0: "Go". KiwiMurph...