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  1. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    LOL made emergency provisions for that long ago
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    He did bloody WHAT. Actually, yeah, it does look pretty tidy around here..... still EMPTY mind you.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    Waratahs 2022

  4. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies v Japan, Oita - 23 October, 3:45pm AEDT

    Fairly shit from Aus. Were never really in the ascendancy. Still, no shame in it. Japan are no longer really "Japan" Japan. More a frankenmess of limitlessly rich multi-national funding for facilities etc, megabucks world class coaching, meticulous and fanatical attention to detail and shameless...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Northern Tours 2021 - NZ, SA, etc

    He probably WAS retired. Then got the call from the IRB..... "Wayne-o, how'd you like to come out of retirement for one afternoon just to ref the AB's v France? Maybe you could reprise your legendary kiwi arsefucking of 07, just to bury the hatchet.............. right in the kiwi cnuts backs."...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Northern Tours 2021 - NZ, SA, etc

    Time to set up another tribunal, Derps. W.Oldboy once again subpoenaed to answer for his crimes before a court of lore. WEB LORE.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    1 Blues 2 Cantabs 3 Landers 4 Chiefs 5 Canes 6 South Auckland Counties Moanaanukau XV 7 North Auckland Taniwha Hemp Growers Association Collective XV
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RWC 2023 Qualifying & Miscellany

    Stupid France. Hope it goes badly for them and they come dead last.
  9. Dismal Pillock

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    Ooooh, this one is so good it's almost unplayable
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  11. Dismal Pillock

    Northern Tours 2021 - NZ, SA, etc

    Why would they bother going anyway, the poms would just keep all the fucken $$$$ again then fob the poor buggers off with a couple of taxi coupons each while blowing all their massive Twickers gate takings on more silk cravats and bespoke brandy snifters.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    First birth? Could make some terrible off-colour remark about how it's a miracle that penalty magnate Scrote Barrett managed to impregnate the poor woman without clumsily accidentally clattering into her head and concussing her and getting "yellow carded" to the basement by her but I'll refrain...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    TRC2021 - All Blacks v Springboks, Oct 2, 2021

    Absurd. Patently untrue. Ran the sentence above through google image search just to check and NO RESULTS A.Mutterer and his Big Lie.
  14. Dismal Pillock

    TRC2021 - All Blacks v Springboks, Oct 2, 2021

    Didn't see anyway, had fled naked and screaming into the night by then.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    got my hands on this internal review memo from NZRFU. Not pretty reading. NZRFU RC 2021 Executive Review Players are graded from 0-10. Players graded 5 or below are not to be retained. Hookers Asafo Aumua: 5. Learn to throw, c**t. Codie Taylor: 5. No longer seems to be The Guy. Samisoni T...
  16. Dismal Pillock

    New Zealand Rugby Team Watch

    NZ vs SA, (Gold Coast, Oct 2) Nepo: FAIL. Owned. Taylor: FAIL. shower raped innumerable times by Bongo Moody: FAIL. Owned. Brodie: FAIL. Lineout emasculation c/o Bruno. Scrote Barrett: FAIL. Not a test lock. Or a test 6. Or anything. Akira: FAIL. fluffed his lines 2 weeks in a row now. He...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    TRC2021 - All Blacks v Springboks, Oct 2, 2021

    Totally where it was lost. No shame in it, Nepo and Moody were failures. AGAIN. As they were in RWC2019 semi and as they were last week. AB's lucky to split the 2 week series 1-1 as they didnt have the muscle or leadership to resist getting dragged into playing the other teams style. Brodie...
  18. Dismal Pillock

    TRC2021 - All Blacks v Springboks, Oct 2, 2021

    Well deserved win to the Boks. Outmuscled the AB forwards and dragged them into bokball. FFS Faf de Klerk was braver and tougher than any of the AB forwards
  19. Dismal Pillock

    TRC2021 - All Blacks v Springboks, Oct 2, 2021

    Fairly certain Justin Harrison is microdosing.
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