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  1. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    The sound of the rain through the headphones is quite soothing. Suafua (?) nicking a couple of lineouts RTS (Roger Tuivasa-Sheck) no Benji moments yet. No tv replays, no TMO stops, just brilliant.
  2. Dismal Pillock

    Auckland Blues To Infinity and Beyond

    I like it, hopefully at least it'll stop 13 players fanning out defensively across the field in a straight line. You either drop a few pricks back near each sideline or get ready to defend a lineout maul on your own 5 metre line. Refuse to read AB threads until the omnishambles that are Fozzie...
  3. Dismal Pillock

    SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

    What part of South Auckland is "Queenstown" in? Please don't tell me Queenstown is in the South Island.....
  4. Dismal Pillock

    A Silver Fern view of Pocock

    GAGR so dull these days I was forced into browsing The Silver Frown for some rugger chat. When I see a "new name" posting there I think of a countdown clock starting. Tick tock, motherfucker. The countdown has started. Some of the 20 long term regulars will start probing for non...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

    Goddamnit I was at work and all my GAGR cantab key word alerts went straight to voice mail
  6. Dismal Pillock

    RIP GAGR

    "Oh, I don't like the Waratahs any more." "Oh, I don't follow rugby any more." "Oh, I prefer having a big fucken cry on twitter all day." "Oh, I died from Covid 3 weeks ago". Sick to the back teeth of your excuses, young man. SICK OF THEM.
  7. Dismal Pillock

    RIP GAGR

    I reckon a mass email by Site Admin dispatched to the entire GAGR Members List might be the go. Get the lax pricks back in the mix. Here is a generic template.
  8. Dismal Pillock

    RIP GAGR

    A year later and this forum is a goddamn boring ghost town. tl/dr everyone has buggered off. Even @Gagger himself seems to have only managed about 3 posts in the last 3 years.
  9. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Oops, he actually fits the bill quite well doesnt he
  10. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Did far too much useful grunt work to be considered for this team of posers.
  11. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    The selectors have issues the following statement.
  12. Dismal Pillock

    The All-Airport XV.

    Still not convinced, at all, by Tupaua. Or Havili. Still seem like 3rd rate leftovers if you ask me. Some dissension over Freier therefore OUT 1 Al Baxter: (still not convinced his early rep for crap scrumming didnt just follow him around thus allowing lazy refs an easy out) 2 3 Rodzilla 4...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

  14. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    NTT Shining Ars Kubota Another frozen rec centre charade was played out to the edification of no one. The result, of no consequence to anyone. The mercenaries seemed quite enthused and keen on victory. Perhaps related to win bonuses. Plastic traditions, plastic Visa cards, plastic fans, plastic...
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby 2022

  16. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    Had a peek at Flapanara's old Hino outfit in the B division. WFTTT. You've had 8 months to sort out the identical strip clash. #facepalm You've had 8 months to sort out growing a single blade of fucking grass on the shithole rec centre dust bowl pitch. You've had 8 months to tell a single...
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Fake Twitter Feed.

    Problems with the pooch? Come on down! https://gunstonveterinaria.wixsite.com/gunston/home
  18. Dismal Pillock

    Japanese Top League - Now showing on Stan!

    Haha, what a numbskull. Would be funny if they biffed him in Chuckie Ghosn's detention hole for a coupla years. Big biz companies like NEC are allergic to press like that and the corporate rugby teams are just addended boutiques of CEO dick-measuring. Wouldnt surprise me at all if they said...
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