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I would gladly trade the ENTIRE current AB prop cadre of Nepo, Lomax, Karl T and Moody for JUST Angus Bell.

LOLomax getting publicly shamed out of an All Blacks jersey. Poor Canes need to get Owen Franks on NOW

LOL canes pack an utter laughing stock. Back-pedalling babies.

No Flapanara = the handbrake is OFF. You never really know with the Canes but a fast passer at 9 means green = go.

@zer0, currently lost somewhere in Mt Eden. Probably frantically trying to ring Cyclo to find the match score. Sadly, he doesnt have Cyclo's phone number.

AB coaches should have noticed poor Caleb Clarke getting turnstiled by Vunivalu.....

MOTM = Hoskins Sotutu. Stopping pricks dead in their tracks then holding them up all day long. That's how you do it, Ardie.

@Jeffrey = Ali's Choice and with that I claim my 5 pounds.

OMfG what a lame sore loser sookfest this thread is. Executive Summary Of Match Thread Reasons Why The Heroic and Noble and Saintly Queensland Reds Just Shipped 50 Points: - cheating kiwis - cheating stupid kiwi ref - cheating New Zealanders - coming in from the side - not enough yellow...

@zer0 pictured here having just been ejected from Eden Park due to public display of excessive over-excitedness:

Tavatavanawai could be the form winger in the whole comp. He's basically this:

Wow, CC has a really nice pass, off either hand too. His dad's DNA. Almost like he could play..... centre. In comparison, the French stickman passed like an anaemic child who grew up in calipers.

Way more fun watching PI players go against slightly ragged defenses than the usual sterile suffocating forensically-professional fodder

Cantabs will be pleased Codie Taylor seems to have awakened from his torpor. Will Jordan is absolute hellfire murder on ice. It's almost absurd he's playing right alongside George Bridge. It's like they're playing different sports.

"Stupid Auckland Blues are going to ruin everything aren't they....." "I hate them" "I hate them more" "I hate them more than everyone" "That little fella is still staring at me isn't he?" "I'm not checking, you check....." "No, you check, I checked last time" "Yeah peripheral vision...

Coach Leon: "Houston, we have a problem up here. Akira is overheating badly. T-minus 7 hours till kick off but he is ready to go right goddamn motherf****** now." Houston: "Initiating Emergency Akira Cooling Protocols."