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Props did the biz. Need to move on from fluffbrained dingbat Ofa and Karl T and Nepo the Immobile Wifebelter Frizzle went ok but still had too many titty-handed fuckups. But Akira just seems too static on attack these days so FFSFozzie will probably keep the woman bashing arsehole Rieko...

Too scared to read the match thread, there must be blown gaskets all over the shop. Shiggins must've had a baby in his brain. The absolute jammiest 1st half of a test match I have ever seen. One side continually barking the brides shins on the honeymoon suite door and the other side trotting in...

The coolest part of the entire occasion might've been Fletcher Newell's dad getting hurriedly flown over to watch live as his boy makes his debut test match for the All Blacks of New Zealand...... and the team wins an alltime epic test match at Ellis Pawk.

Alltime Epic Rugby Football Test Match. With Fozzie's Fozzberried Flops up early I couldnt believe SA were going to play fawst and loose and take the AB's on at their running rugby game..... but thats exactly what they did. Possibly to their detriment. But not to the viewers detriment...

For The National Good

I just placed $100 paypal in escrow for @Moses under the condition he upgrades the GAGR font max from 7-pt to 72-pt by midnight tonight, Eastern Standard Pitcairns Time.

Think he said travel is out cos his son has special needs.

If Razor says "yeah nah I'm good, not cleaning up that fat fucken dumbarses mess, ask me again after RWC so I can have a fresh start on the 4-year cycle" I can easily see the belligerent, bludgeon-brained NZRFU saying "yeah nah how about fuck you buddy, we're not here to cater to your beck and...

I don't see there being any way on God's damned and blackened earth that Razor would take over in the knowledge he has to deal with Fozzie's flops.

Jamie Joseph and Tony Brown probably already have the entire mercenary frankenmessed J-squad in a kamikaze style locked-down training camp in the mountains - no expense spared - with the sole daily focus for the next 10 weeks being building up to this one match.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/300660797/big-changes-for-super-rugby-teams-if-scott-robertson-gets-all-blacks-job#comments

that team list is reminiscent of browsing the old archived team lists at allblacks.com, the halfarsed dirt tracker midweek sides who lost to some gits, names who were either on the downhill slope or 10 test AB's whose names you'd forgotten till now, oh yeah, that guy, no wonder I'd completely...

6 Frizzle 7 Cane 8 Ardie Fozzie is absolutely going down with this ship isn't he. No Sotutu. No Papalii. Not even in the fucking XXIII. Again. FFS that forward pack has 40-point loss written all over it. Actually lucky the Boks arent overly interested in the whole "point scoring" thing...

Fozzie, seen here frantically searching Wayne Smith's old playbooks for the Cunning Plan.

I reckon having the 2 Barrett bros and their completely unreadable backyard agenda cluttering up his backfield has given him the yips. Remember that Cantabs try late this season where Bridge put the chip and chase kick up and WJ swooped over from behind the midfield and basically totally...

Not to worry. Look on the bright side. After next week all those numbers will be redundant..... .....BECAUSE WE WILL HAVE NEWER AND EVEN WORSE NUMBERS!

A 22-year old leftover piece of cake would do a better job than whatever Angus Taavao and Tyrel Lomax are capable of.

wft https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby not holding back