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All Black Forgets Own Job. --NZ Herald-- All Blacks squad member Hoskins Sotutu has today confessed to completely forgetting what his own actual job is. "I think it used to involve outdoor work while wearing short pants and identical childrens costumes? Something like that anyway". "I do have...

If I'm Fozzie I'm no longer standing by the hapless shower of coddled instagram lightweights that have cost him his job. I'm saying fine then, fuck you, thanks for fucking nothing shitheads, we're going the Baby Blacks route for Test 2 George Bower Ethan de Groot Samisoni Ta'avao Newell Scott...

Beaudy and Jordie looking crocked might be just the impetus this team needs for T2. It's not like chickenshit coward Fozzie would ever deign to actually drop a healthy Barrett brother 10 Mounga 12 Tupeaua? 13 Goodhue? (he's looking better and better the less he plays for this woeful bedraggled...

AB's had scored 3 motherfucking points after 76 minutes and afterwards the deluded, deranged, dead-man-walking coach comes out and says this:

NZ utterly incohesive and lost. Half the "senior players" appear to be in an unarrested terminal tumble down Soialo's Cliff. Coles, BB, Afterdavid, Creaky Whitelock, the fucking captain. God only knows what shape these tenured chumps will be at RWC2023 Jordie = complete failure at fullback to...

He never stops yapping to the poor ref, pick who you like as captain, in Nic's head he's the de facto captain anyway "You better f****** believe it c***".

Wasnt giving a shit about this matchup but now very curious to see how Mcreight goes. Also from a Bledisloe reconnaisance viewpoint: If Fozzie's still in charge: If Fozzie's gone:

Cyclo once got angry at me when I called him that.

$3m? That's nothing! Cyclo can pay that from GAGR banner ad revenues from just 1 week!

Zero u championne I would love to see Fozzie get angry. Just once. He seems so placid and docile. Halftime hairdryer treatment? Throwing a boot at Beaudy's head? Fat fucking chance.

Fozzie ignores Sotutu and the other bright lights of Soup Rugby and just keeps picking the same tenured failures every week..... in the same wrong positions...... and expecting results to change. Just like he did at the Chiefs. Then Rennie comes in, bins the lot, and they instantly win the whole...

Behind the paywall for me but I'm sorry but ASK him to resign? WFT, is that how "resigning" works? Fozzie won't get his massive payout if he resigns. TL/DR he would be a maniac to resign. He is only 57-years old but in all probability KNOWS this could be the last job he ever has in his life...

"Are you the new hooker?" "No, I'm Hoskins. The backup #8." "Oh, right, right... did you bring your boots?" "..........................yes." "Great, we'll see if we can get you a run sometime". Fozzie wanders off and by the next day has completely forgotten who "Hoskins Sotutu" is. Again.

LOL Angus Tauvao and Tyrel Lomax. The standard is not good. History will judge these mugs. Still at least Codie Taylor will be in the stands. David fucking Havili ffs. wft so Dick Frizzle leapfrogs ahead of Papalii and Sotutu? On the basis of fucking what?

LOL as if ANYONE is going to get up in the middle of the night to watch The Worst All Black Team In Rugby Football History get arseplowed up the clacka 7 ways of sideways by Mein Bokke. I might hatewatch dreadscroll past a replay. Zero enthusiasm. Who's in the team? Who's on first? Did I read...

I have completed the survey and look forward to receiving a full Crusaders matchday kit, including matchday socks, all of which I will childishly vandalise then use to fashion a makeshift scarecrow for the balcony with the intent of terrifying local neighbourhood children who happen to pass by.

"Is that my hair?" "Yes, it's your hair! Chase your hair, David!"

Bet I know who Fozzie's loosies will be: 6 Frizzle 7 Cane 8 Ardie Also you know who I would like to see given more time at hooker? CODIE TAYLOR. FFS its like after each loss Fozzie gets dosed with the Men In Black memory zapper and next week he's blithely looking forward to the next...