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A timely reminder of how badly things can turn out: Beachlands Maraetai Rugby Club player Cory Heather dies following Auckland game injury Accidental knee to the head, apparently...

Concussion forces ex-Māori All Black player Teihorangi Walden to retire Bloke is 30 years old... https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350260369/concussion-forces-ex-maori-all-black-player-teihorangi-walden-retire

I think you need to stop living next door to the Onehunga Bus Depot before it sends you full Shiggins.

Reds are securely in the Top 8 & would have to implode Loss Bleus- or Warriors-style to miss the playoffs. Crusaders otoh really need to win this: either Moana or Highlanders will be in the 18 - 20 Points band after their match earlier in the day (which is in Tonga so I rate Moana 60/40...

Week 11 again has just the one game: Saturday 4/05 Moana v Highlanders 14:05 NZST at Nuku'alofa, Tonga. Moana's first match up in the Kingdom so I'm sure the locals will pack the place out.

Condolences to you & the whanau.

On average this match thread is way more entertaining than the actual match... ...which it of course would be, given the match never actually happened.

Somehow it wouldn't quite be the same...

^ where do I sign up for the possible pay-per-view of that? I mean, where does my friend sign up for the possible pay-per-view of that?

What game? I saw no game. You must be getting some of those Onehunga Bus Depot fumes like old mate @zer0 over on the Rids v Bleus thread...

Looking on the bright side, Golden Point Extra Time is pretty much off the table at this point in time...

Not sure which was worse, the kick-pass to Beale or him dropping it cold.

^ you on the ketamine again @zer0? I told you that shit would mush up your mind like it did Shiggins & neo... Then again maybe you've just been watching Clan v Force which would have the same effect.

I'm finding him much more bearable since I put him on "ignoring".

He had me at "Hurricanes"... Must be related to Shiggins... Or IS Shiggins... Not sure which would be worse... Edit: two of his posts deleted already, I wonder how long it'll take for a mod to swing the ban hammer? Edit 2: both deleted posts contained the phrase "sheep shagger", mod...

^ OK, that's your excitement limit should it actually happen, awright?

^ wiki has him playing twice for Loss Bleus in 2022 so I'd assume he's at least a season away from being eligible.

Not trying to freak anyone out here but if Loss Bleus were to win with a BP they'd go top of the table on PD* which would surely trigger an epic @Dismal Pillock gif storm... (I don't even want to think about @zer0's reaction). * current PD being 'canes +136, Bleus +171.

*just* a shoulder, could've been much worse.

BP win catapults Force from last to eighth on PD while a Clan win by any margin promotes them from 11th to eighth both of which are mad outcomes.