Highlanders v Force

[drewprint]

We are actually stopping the game for 5 mins for De Groot to change the studs in his boots. WTF.

They should’ve just called the game off when this happened. Neither team deserved that. Horrible horrible match. Force could’ve pinched it at the end but showed zero composure and dropped their bundle entirely.

 

[The Ghost of Raelene]

That was truly awful.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Alright everyone. That game never happened. Immediately wipe all knowledge of its existence from your mind and never talk about it.

What game? I saw no game. You must be getting some of those Onehunga Bus Depot fumes like old mate @zer0 over on the Rids v Bleus thread...

 

[Dismal Pillock]

If the Blues lose in the 1st round of the playoffs to that Highlanders team I am going to punch myself in the balls until I pass out.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ where do I sign up for the possible pay-per-view of that? I mean, where does my friend sign up for the possible pay-per-view of that?

 

[Derpus]

If the Blues lose in the 1st round of the playoffs to that Highlanders team I am going to punch myself in the balls until I pass out.

I'm in. Lets do this.

 

[Tomikin]

If the Blues lose in the 1st round of the playoffs to that Highlanders team I am going to punch myself in the balls until I pass out.

I can kick you instead

 

[Tomikin]

I'm glad I decided that taking a dump and having a shower was more important then watching this game

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

I can kick you instead

Somehow it wouldn't quite be the same...

 

[Dismal Pillock]

I'm glad I decided that taking a dump and having a shower was more important then watching this game

80 minutes sounds about the right length of time to lay a Canberra Steamer in the shower and the subsequent hazmat-level clean-up operation.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

On average this match thread is way more entertaining than the actual match...

...which it of course would be, given the match never actually happened.

 

[wamberal99]

All the Force had to do was kick a frigging field goal.

 

[Equalizer]

I'm glad I decided that taking a dump and having a shower was more important then watching this game

If it took that long you're wasting water and you're constipated.

 

[Tomikin]

If it took that long you're wasting water and you're constipated.

Lol

 

[Shiggins]

How Spink didn't blow up when he was taken off the ball when trying to receive the offload in the first 15 I don't know. Force didn't deserve to win. Would of been the softest win in NZ in the history of rugby for an away side. Billy Harman loves coming in the side for a steal or clean out. Stewart doenst mind flying off his feet either . Would of been great too see the force get up here. I think they are a better team than the landers and they almost scored a couple of trys but just couldn't get the ball over the line.

 

[Equalizer]

Unfortunately the Force aren't capable of remembering lessons from one week to the next.

 

[Dan54]

Well nothing I can add to comments really, truly thought it worst game of rugby I have seen in a very long time. Geez my eyeballs were hurting by end, and genuinely didn't care who won, or I should say lost.

 

[Yoda]

All the Force had to do was kick a frigging field goal.

Yep. Although then all the punters go why didn’t they go for the try and conversion! Easy on the lounge.