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Scott Robertson names his first All Black test side of 2025. --July 2025-- After last years disastrous Northern tour where the All Blacks lost all 5 of their matches including first-ever test match losses to Japan and Italy, the underfire coach has named a new look side for the first test of...

I'm not even going to tally up the list of players he's leapfrogged over to get that call. Nanai Seturo. Zarn Sullivan ffs. Spike Razor with some truth serum and I half think he'd say "oh yeah nah Chay's a good kid to have around, plus his number was still in my phone from my Crusader days....."

"There is a man on the bus named 'Cyclopath'. His face is pictured on the side of the bus. Shoot Cyclopath while he rides in his bus and we will then control the GAGR forii....."

http://www.greenandgoldrugby.com/community/threads/australia-v-nz-bledisloe-cup-series-2024-sep-21-sep-28.19743/post-1441465

offense: halfback screams ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" at ref for about 30 seconds after the lineout has finished. sanction: at next scrum put-in ref Pfitzy abruptly starts screaming ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" directly into halfback's ear and then after scrum...

It's been 5 years and I am still trying to think up a smartarse reply to this query.

About time NZ started doing this, Ire and SA are masters at it

Japan to Abandon The Japanese. --Japan Times-- Following their humbling 17-41 loss to tiny Fiji, Japan Rugby have announced they aim to no longer field any Japanese people in their rugby team moving forward. Following the loss Japan Coach Eddie Jones stated "we're currently operating our...

ha, Boks lose. Libbok rogers the kick. The bok comms ffs. Ref hand goes out for pen to Bok, "Scrum win, penalty, boks win!" No Knock on, ref hand goes out again " That's the win!" No Bout time the jammy pricks ended up on the wrong end of a 1-pointer

Nic White continuing to scream ”NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT STRAIGHT" at the ref for about 30 seconds after the lineout had long since finished was one of the most appalling acts in all of rugby football history.

The 2024 EOYT is shaping up to be an epochal shitshow. 100 years of grind and toil to build the precious "brandwank" platform, and the country is about to be rendered a laughing stock. Even Japan will be smelling the blood in the water against these mental midgets. Razor would appear to have...

Maddening how NZ's best 2 players were the 2 new kids, Wallace and Ratima. Wally getting his knee strapped then putting his bod on the line under the kosh on his own goalline to secure a TO was revealing of his character. Dikshit Frizzle and Soup Rugby Tuffy Finau can jog the fuck on.

That AB team is what happens when you completely ignore Soup Rugby form and just pick the contracted "experienced" guys from the year before. Um, Razor, they're experienced alright, experienced at losing. Scrote Barrett, fuck me, the guy isnt a captains anything. Ardie trying to arm tackle...

Much respect to Aus, 2nd half they came at those deer-in-the-headlights rudderless chooks with the Full Noise Utterly pathetic from NZ.

DMAC should be immediately subbed, nailed into a scarcely-ventilated crate, biffed into the nearest ocean and left to bob towards the Pitcairns after that pass attempt. Absolute War Crime of Arrogant Nonchalance.

Jesus, NZ have butchered a few (Rieko, DMac ffs) but the scoreline is still looking medieval. Staggered and slow Wob D-line = recipe for disaster.

Matchday 1 Voting Pole Watch: 1: NZ 2-0 28% 2: "Mr Cyclo! Stop holding mummy! Mr Cyclo is the bad man, mummy!" 19%