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after Tamaiti and Tosi impacted on in an impactful way I'm half thinking they should choose the bench guys FIRST and then plug the other XV in afterwards Oddjob Aumua Tamaiti Tosi these 3 could be a murderously impactful Bomb Squad Pat T Ardie ffs. let him go berko with his decorative party...

Sounds like a fake Italian restaurant menu option.

My 2024 EOYT Defcon4: Sam Cane TJ Perenara Beauden Barrett David Havili If 1 of these players is selected: If 2 of them are selected: If 3 of them are selected: If all 4 of them are selected:

No. He's keen and sharp on defense and is a pest at slowing down ruckball and his pace bails him out of any misreads...... but on attack he still can't pass for shit. Seemingly off either hand ffs. Plus his handling is weirdly atrocious.

So the way of the darkness is brightness which leads to darkness?

Rieko Ioane At centre his current status reminds me of the later years of Joe Roks that dragged on and on but NZ couldnt let go of him either as his previous searing exploits were burnt into our retinas like so many ghosted phantom limbs. He seems to have free reign to make as many errors as...

33-13, nice little reverie of a reprieve for the precious AB petals before reality steps on their throats on EOYT. Everyone enjoy The Flapanara Testimonial Show? FFS. Highlights including but not limited to - his only snipe of the game and Kellaway grabs it off him like theyre playing Under...

Someone forgot to tell the Wobs they're supposed to be a shit rugby team. All they need to do is get their noses in front by 60th min when the AB's clock off for the day and bobs yer uncle

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Cyclo wheeling a printout of this Derpus post to the centre of the GAGR archives where it will never be seen or spoken of ever, ever again.

Non-Cantab AB's react to yet another rando from the last-placed Cantabs being wheeled out of nowhere and shoehorned into the squad:

NZRFU stage Scott Robertson intervention. --Nov 2025-- In an extraordinary general meeting the NZRFU voted to stage an intervention and remove Scott Robertson from his post as All Blacks coach effective immediately. "It's his own fault, he went completely overboard trying to shoehorn all his...

Of course I don't want NZ to lose............. but if this new Scott Foster coach gifts testimonials to start Slowjog Cane and Handbrake Flapanara ..... and has BB anywhere near the starting XV............. and NZ lose......

"Ruben Love and Billy Proctor? Yeah nah sorry, didnt watch Super Rugby, form down at that level counts for nothing, this is test rugby you know, plus I don't know how to speak to foreign players not from Canterbury, let me get Dave Havili and Richie and Leicester on the line, maybe Georgie...

even that fairweather cantab Loosehead Len is in the Herald today baying for Harry Plummer

Used to be I would grimace and wince through morbid Auckland Blues seasons, laden as they were with exasperating losses (all the while they were trotting out Mealamu and Kaino and Charlie Faumiani and Tony Woodcock and god knows how many other top flight AB's who were chalking up the losses in...