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  1. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    Rassie to Kolbe; "While the ball is up in the air, just run into anyone and scream and throw your arms up in the air and dive on the ground like a soccer guy. If the opponent looks like he is trying to get out of your way just pretend to look up at the ball and change your line so you run into...
  2. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    Japan In: Kazuki Himeno Out: Michael Leitch, Rikiya Matsuda, Kotaro Matsushima, 1st 5 and ace kicker Lee Seung Sin .....and behind them Cane and Finau who aint exactly svelte. And Sititi. Surely the biggest pack in AB history.
  3. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    Last years match was close. 31-38. Sure, Japan's results havent really been up there lately but, at home, they will be well up for this. Eddie Jones might be charalatan of the century but he can briefly light a fire under pricks and get them to run through walls for him That article makes the...
  4. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360459066/all-blacks-wary-eddie-jones-influence-ahead-clash-against-japan-yokohama LOL - "Dave" doing the AB media. - article has 3 full colour photos of "Dave" in action. - "Dave" waxing elliptical on all matters All Black. "Dave", on merit, should be nowhere...
  5. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Pacific 2025

    GTFOFFS SEND DIEHARD HURRICANE BEAUDEN F**** BARRETT BACK DOWN THERE. C***** DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT THE "AUCKLAND BLUES" ANYWAY AND ONLY SIGNED UP SO HIS NEW WIFE COULD GO SHOPPING IN f******* NEWMARKET. PRICK SPENDS ALL HIS TIME IN JAPAN ANYWAY, TLDR GTFO AND HANDS OFF 2018 DESIGNATED...
  6. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

    thanks, I was off to look for a "violent chunder" GIF myself but you've saved me the effort
  7. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    "Oh shit the pom coach talked to Hoskins Sotutu." "We need to get out in front of this shitstorm so it makes it look like we were going to pick him." "I agree. If we say nothing then we will look like the biased idiots we are in not picking the best player in Super Rugby." "Release a statement...
  8. Dismal Pillock

    Australian Rugby / RA

  9. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Pacific 2025

    Here's ya performance art piece, rhino panties:
  10. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    oops sounds like Hoskins, Paps, Jacobsen and Bladders are all out injured and out of the tour. Lakai, Cane, Finau, Sititi and Ardie are about to play a shitload of rugby. If 3 of them can really own the jersey on this tour then old man Bladders, Nothingburger Jacobsen and the hated Blues...
  11. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    Injured fucking soul if you ask me. Can't even get a call up ahead of Cantab Christian Lio-Nothing? Biased Cantab c*****s, why the fuck even bother. Half hope Hoskins hoists RWC trophy for the pomgolians and gives an ashen-faced Razor up in the coaching box the big King Carlos f*** you...
  12. Dismal Pillock

    Important Barrett Brothers Pole

    The "legacy" of the 3 Barrett Brothers is going to be 3 arrogant-looking doofuses who coattailed in after the Golden Generation, thought they would just have to rock up and stand there all solemnly next to each other for the anthem and the glittering winnings would roll on and on for them...
  13. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    Some elite players have to knock themselves out in Super Rugby and NPC just to get a sliver of attention from the Cantab Crony Cartel while others often of a more red and black persuasion can lose all their Super Rugby matches - or even not bother with the comp at all - then swagger back in, high off...
  14. Dismal Pillock

    All Blacks & All Blacks XV EOYT 2024

    The form 12 of Soup Rugby just there to fetch cups of tea and hold the tackle bags for "Dave" who doesnt even need to play Super Rugby any more.
  15. Dismal Pillock

    Wallabies 2024

    Overly negative view of the workplace. I have forwarded your post to HR and you will be contacted shortly.
  16. Dismal Pillock

    All-Time Crim 1st XV

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/350452172/ex-wallabies-captain-rocky-elsom-breaks-silence-five-year-sentence-declares Would have to be @Tomikin I reckon.
  17. Dismal Pillock

    Super Rugby Pacific 2025

    I reckon it's Rugby Reg, at a loose end and mucking around on the Chat GPT filters. I hope he works in AI and trains the Skynet T2000 murderbot to sing my name angelically as it boofs me to death up the arse with its little steel robo-stiffy.
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