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The Super Rugby Champion Auckland Blues 2025 Season Preview. Hello and Welcome to..... The Official NZRFU Auckland Blues 2025 Season Preview. Now then, let's get straight down to business and meet YOUR 2025 Auckland Blues: *disclaimer: NONE of these 3 pricks in this picture play for...

No worries, there's only so much cotton wool can do to save BB; at 33, with his Karen Carpenter musculature, the dude IS going to be injured most of the time. Not saying I have a voodoo doll likeness of him that I summon in a trancelike state during my occult rituals but yeah um that is...

ffs some of these guys barely get a crack before getting shunted out; seemed like Rob Rush and Cashmore played about one half combined all season

1st 5's: 42-year old Bieber, River Cartwright and a kumara.

Poor bloke's trying his best.

Blues have their own slot cos if they had to share an announcement time nobody would remember the names of the dickhead drongos in the other rugby football team being named at the same time cos their names would be overshadowed and would pale into insignificance compared to THE BLUES 2025 SQUAD...

I hope Beauden doesnt get it. Only needs 5 tries more fffs. Cotton wooling ***** could be #1 Alltime by Xmas. Could be a BB vs Wee Willie Wonderballz hungusathon vs Italy? You'd have to think both are poised to supplant Howlett sometime next year.

Even as a foreigner that match had one of the most satisfying "narratives" to it that I've seen in a match in years. The mad ups and downs on the scoreboard. The drama was HIGH. The climax was a surprising and deeply satisfying BOOMFA. The sniggering dismissive pommy media were handed...

ICING IS FOR CHILD NOT YET ADDICTED TO SCENT OF BLOOD IN WATER AND DEATH IN EYES

A skyhigh reverse overhead no-look offload on test debut at Twickers? Lad is far too sexy for the methodical bloodless sturm und drang stalingradding death march of The Killdozer.

Jesus what a match. Felt like there was a switch from Aus at 20 mins from "chuck it about like it's Round 3 of Super Rugby" to "play narrower than a beavers buttcrack and go straight up the guts." Worked brilliantly too as the poms didn't seem switched on mentally to defend that shit

Joseph is no run of the mill Designated Messiah. HE IS JOSEPH THE PROPHET "You run, you jump, you offload, you defeat the English rugby team at Twickenham." --The Prophet Joseph telling his dopey new Wallaby teammates how to rugby.

Shipped 96 pts at RWC? Guessing AB's will wheel out the squaddies who will be keen to impress so expect..... keenness. Ruben Love, Billy Proctor etc to run amok. AJ Lam ffs

NZ to defo lose to France now. EOYT is over. Will talk the talk as usual but will have mentally clocked off. 1 loss for EOYT = successful tour.

always had faith in ya Razor, no hard feelings mate

Get him in there!

ps Aki and Lowe and Gibson-Puke can f****** ***** ******

On attack World #1 Ireland really are some paint-by-numbers dogshit dull rugby. Ratima was oddly hesitant and getting shit protection but Roigard fixed everything Aki not wearing a gom god. No wonder half his teeth are gone. Will Jordan looks at himself on the big screen = everyone drinks.