Scots College v St Joseph’s College
Death Star
A Joker reports
Over the past decade I have battled with this experience. There have been on occasion very enjoyable experiences and unfortunately those that ended up with hired goons escorting me from the ground under orders from the Sith Council. Yesterday was a mix somewhat of both but as well heavily mixed in with some genuine good times.
On arrival at the Death Star I was greeted at the War Memorial gates by a very pleasant Scots mum. Lovely lady dropping of her son’s lunch. My eyes then caught sight of the Disney Scotswarts Castle. At any moment one would expect a princess to appear at a window and serenade us with a song. Only Scots could get the brief so wrong. With two classical building either side of this, the castle stands out like a cockroach on a pizza. While it is indeed an amazing building it is really should be built in Anaheim, USA. While it has been opened with a lavish, self-promoting performance that even Kim Jong Un would admire, it really is not finished. With no library, no Blackwatch Café the castle that vanity built has now exceeded $60 million. All this has assured is that Scots will continue to be the whipping boy of The Sydney Morning Herald’s anti independent school agenda. Even so, the boys love it and that is all that matters in the end. Enjoy the castle lads.
But soon I was greeted by many students including
@RushingRob and
@propsarespeedy speedy. They introduced me to many of their mates. They were great! Big smiles, firm handshakes and full of mischief. Lots of fun, laughs and exactly how remembered the Scots boy. Unfortunately, our little gathering was soon noted by the “fun police” staff who came and questioned me. I asked if I could walk down to the oval through the school escorted by a staff member. NO. I was then directed to walk down to the Royle House entrance of the main oval. Even though it was obvious I now use a walking stick no sympathy was shown by the Stormtroopers.
After a long and uncomfortable walk I soon found a descent spot with a chair supplied by an old friend from Scots which was much appreciated. Throughout the game I met many Scots boys. Confident, cheeky but well having a sense of respect. They were a delight to speak to as well as the odd handsome Waverley lad who appeared too. It was lovely to hear their thoughts on the forum and how disappointed they are that Scots has really put the foot down on it. Many expressed their gratitude for what I and others were doing to keep the thread going. This was summed up late on the day as I was leaving when one Scots lad came up just to say how much he enjoys reading what we all contribute. A simple, but most heartwarming gesture. Thanks again Scots lads, you were great. I look forward to seeing you again at Hunters Hill.
Pie Report
The Pop-up canteen is nothing on the famous Blackwatch Café of days gone past. There was a time at Scots when this delightful establishment would make me a perfect double espresso, a toasted focaccia sandwich with a delightful apple crumble to finish. This current experience is something you would find at the Football Stadium with self service and industrial style catering. The pie was exactly what you expect from such an establishment. It was warm…ish. The upper crust was flaky but the remaining pastry was firm as wet newspaper. The taste brought back memories of punishment Wednesday night dinner at Joeys. Bland, with a hint of decay. The filling was a delightful blend of lung, heart, intestine and 5% actual beef. I only hope the café is up and running next season and then we should see an improvement.
My score is #. Not fair to judge the pie based on the current working model.