The Reds have not improved and wouldn’t have gotten near the Crusaders even with a fully fit squad. People need to lose the delusion.
Look now, cobber, nobody was chuckin’ the injury card like it was some magic get-outta-jail-free pass, ay. It only got brought up ‘cause old mate over there was saying, “Oh but the Brumbies had injuries!” So fair’s fair, if you’re gonna play that tune for them fellas, you gotta play the same didge for the Reds too, ya reckon?
Ain’t no one sittin’ round the fire saying, “Ohh we only lost ‘cause of injuries, boohoo.” Nah, we’re not sooking, we’re just pointing out that the Reds went into that scrap with six Wallabies already sittin’ on the sidelines with busted wheels, and then copped another crook one mid-game. That’s seven, brother! That’s half the kangaroo mob gone before they even hopped on the paddock properly!
So if you wanna talk footy, sweet, I’m all ears, let’s spin a proper yarn. But if you’re just gonna come in hot callin’ people “delusional” like you’re the Footy Oracle of the Dreaming, then you’re not helpin’ the convo much, ay. We’re here tryin’ to have a real chinwag about the Reds, the good, the bad, the busted hamstrings, not throw boomerangs at each other.
So come on now, sit down, crack a can, and let’s talk some sense about what actually went down. But leave the name-calling at the door, or we’ll send ya off with no meat pie and a flat Coke.
Cheers, RB OUT.