Scotty said:
I think a rugby team lead by Rudd might suffer at the hands of a team lead by Abbott. Rudd would try and do everything himself and not pass too anyone on his side. Abbott would sneak in a few cheap shots where possible.
Rudd would talk a hole in hte oppo's head, convince them to follow his cockahoop ideas, give them a huge budget to blow, and apologise to everyone after the game for forgetting to do deliver what he came for - to play rugby.
After all, "It's what the Australian people are asking for".
As for Abbot, he will get thrown in jail for arriving in a spandex outfit and trying to kiss someone's toddler.