wallabies wish list?

[RugbyFuture]

whisky, whisky makes you frisky?

 

[TheRiddler]

Beer then wine, you'll feel fine. But wine then beer, you'll feel queer!

 

[cyclopath]

Beer then vodka...you'll spend half the night trying to rhyme with vodka then pass out...

 

[DPK]

Goon, vodka, rum and cheap beer and you're DPK.

 

[Bowside]

Beer before grass, you're on your arse, Grass before beer, you're in the clear.

And by grass I mean mowing the lawn...

 

[Thin Thighs]

Have just polished off a nice bottle of 2008 Thomas and Lawes Shiraz from the Barossa. Ordered cheaply through Roseville Juniors to raise funds for their U14's to go to NZ. Very nice drop @ $210 per case. Not sure if the club has any left, but your correspondent is now 1 bottle down.

 

[Scarfman]

Wife off to bed. We're watching Series 4 of Larry Sanders and she said "if I don't go to bed right now I'll throw up."

As I type, she's performed her evening toilet, then said "see you in hell, dude", and is now snoring.

It was a hell of a party, people. You should have been here.

In short, I'm off to bed. Fuck the Wallabies, they'll just lose anyway.

 

[Thin Thighs]

Have Faith Scarfie.

The law of averages says we must win one sooner or later, regardless.

Guess we'll have to barrack specially hard to cover the absence of Mr/Mrs Scarf

 

[Scarfman]

Dr + Mrs Scarf.

Now I am off to bed.

If we win, I'll illegally download it. If we lose, I'll watch some of Austin's videos of the Wallabies, 1991 to 2003.

 

[Langthorne]

The Reverend Dr Scarfman is on fire!

Gagger, how about "A week in the life of Scarfman?" - no need to make anything up to make it funny (kind of like the JO'N one)

 

[Newb]

a week in the life of (fill in the blank) is always a hit. favorite of mine, that series.

 

[Thin Thighs]

Dr + Mrs Scarf.

Now I am off to bed.

If we win, I'll illegally download it. If we lose, I'll watch some of Austin's videos of the Wallabies, 1991 to 2003.

Be careful what you download Dr.
Recommend you only download 1st 1/2 and last 10 seconds.
Susie the Waitress served oranges to the Men in Gold!

 

[Hugh Jarse]

Growden to eat humble pie after this article?


Is this good for the waistline?