Okay, for next Saturday, can anyone tell me the injury status of Hunt, Latu, Naivalu and DHP?
As an Australian, and living in Dunedin I cope a lot of shite!
So...Dear ARU..
YOUR TEAM HAS NO HEART, and play for the money only. Absolutely nothing like the teams i so admired with the likes of Farr Jones, and Eales and so forth.
Time to rebuild, so here is the offer.
I can supply four players (myself and 3 sons-Australian by decent)
You dont have to waste money on talentless players with hearts of squashed peas, for flights, accom and food!
We can survive on Speights range of beers and pies!
So already your a mile ahead of saving those costs and match payment to boot...
I played Aussie rules etc, so pretty sure i can catch a ball...No need for Mike Byrnes (ex Hawthorn, and ex All Black specialist coach) to train us up!
I know i will get smashed, because i will tackle...A concept that these guys dont have!
But i wont give up...pretty sure the current crop of players cann't make the same claim!
You need to let us know by Friday 3.00pm at the latest! After that we have Friday afterwork drinks!
And if we do get the nod, then i will have time for a one off training drill consisting of darts and pool to get my eye in!
If you decide to pass on this amazing offer, it will be at your own peril!
I have not planned on going to the game, so no good looking for us at half time to help you out of a bind!
I just cann't justify paying good money to watch these clowns go out on the paddock, and claim they are professional athletes...