Sent home for ROOTING? What is the world coming to. I don’t see how Kaino has any explaining to do. Except, of course, to the wife. And kids.
As someone who has been safely monogamous to the Trouble & Strife for 25 years I can authoritatively say that monogamy is an unnatural aberration wrought unto Man by Satan himself. Aaron Smith’s girlfriend? She should be joining the queue for a root outside the handicapped stalls. “Next!” says the NZRFU orderly paid to keep the groupie hos in line.
“Next cum silo repository” warbles Smith from inside the stall.
An All Blacks seed, the precious potentiate to continue the lineage of All Black greatness, is of utmost importance to the nation. The girlfriend? No ring? Join the queue baby. An All Black, as the magisterial royalty of NZ, should have free license to root as many trailer trash skanks, ho’s, slags, toffs, charlatans, groupies & harridans as it takes to keep the AB happy and firing on all cylinders for N.Z. An unwed All Black, in NZ, limiting himself to 1 root? That’s like a dick-coloured Ferrari with just the 1 gear. Fuck their “feelings” and Fuck Them All.