TT Rd 5: Blues vs Force

[Dismal Pillock]

"T-minus 9 hours until ignition sequence start on Operation Blues Eden Park Destiny Horizon Bonus-Point Counted Chickens.

Boosters, stable.

Valves, stable.

Weather's looking real nice up here Houston, all systems are a go.

Houston: "Checking command modules".
Z.Er0: "Go".
KiwiMurph: "Go".
Dismal: "Guidance is internal".
W.Oldboy: "I hope you all f***ing d
M.Mcdonald: "I keep forgettin'.....'"
Z.Er0: ".....we're not in love anymore....."
M.Mcdonald: "I keep forgettin'....."
Shiggins: ".....things will never be the same again....."

 

[Teh Other Dave]

Missed a golden opportunity to bring Warren G into that one DP

 

[zer0]

Right lads. This is it. The heroes in the Highlanders, Brumbies, and Rebels have done the hard work. Time for the Good Guys to definitively end the reign of the tyrannical Evil Empire of Cantabistan.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

If TJ is in the comms box, cornered and desperate in his anti-Blues mindbox, blatantly cheering for the brave, brave, brave, plucky Force to "do the impossible" I am going on a killing spr

* edit OH FUCK ITS HIM

 

[Derpus]

My inherent hatred of the Crusaders is in direct conflict with my desire to see at least one Kiwi side fucking lose a god damn fucking game. Ive never been so confused.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

All I'm gunna say is that if Loss Bleus don't win Super Rugby T-T from here it will have to count as the greatest (as in worst) shin- bark in the history not just of NZ rugby but of NZ history in totum. All 1100 years of it.

 

[Derpus]

Where was the winger?

Edit: oh right, slipping over like a tit about 10 metres from where the ball landed.

 

[zer0]

It seems, Rieko, that good things can happen when you -- a centre -- deign to pass the ball. Who would've thought?

Also, stupid sexy Sotutu.

 

[Derpus]

He's got some pace for a big boy.

 

[Derpus]

Are there crowd limits or does no one give a shit?

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

^ it's Auckland so defo the latter.

 

[Derpus]

Prior choosing the exact wrong option. Cubelli injured?

 

[Drew]

I really think if you have a marquee player in a key position the backup should be a young up and comer. It helps Aussie rugby. Powell learnt a lot from Cabelli when he was at the Brumbies.

 

[Pokinacha]

We may as well be watching NFL. At what point do the officials say ‘forward pass’?

 

[Derpus]

We may as well be watching NFL. At what point do the officials say ‘forward pass’?

Yeah thought it mighta been but they didnt give us a decent angle to assess it.

 

[SteveWA]

Screw these NZ refs. They treat the laws of the game with contempt

 

[D-Box]

Prior choosing the exact wrong option. Cubelli injured?

Toe apparently

 

[Pokinacha]

Yeah thought it mighta been but they didnt give us a decent angle to assess it.

The top down view was very compelling but when the game is played at such speed, the ARs cant get to a position where they can even see

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

We may as well be watching NFL. At what point do the officials say ‘forward pass’?

Yeah thought it mighta been but they didnt give us a decent angle to assess it.

Looked forward out of the hands & defo appeared to be caught in front of where it was released, esp on overhead cam. Maybe Force shoulda blown up about it to make Sir think he needed to take another look at it?

 

[SteveWA]

The top down view was very compelling but when the game is played at such speed, the ARs cant get to a position where they can even see

The TMO can check. That they choose not to when it involves a NZ team tells you all you need to know.