Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
Not a fan of the corporate pre-taped repeats of the Welcome to Country. Much better when you have unpredictable ol' Uncle Festus wander out there with a "yeah, gidday, you blokes are welcome to drink the water from between old man Boofer's creek all the way up to the Dandenong scrubline. If you borrow Aunty Jezebel's billabong be sure to give it a good rinse though as she does get a bit tetchy over these things hahaha righto".