I don't care much who it is, but I think we need someone offshore and not a New Zealander.
Offshore, because I want someone entirely free of infection by the running rugby myth and the gameplan cancers that are fed by it. Also, there's no one here remotely qualified. I think this relates to Reg's point a little bit - everyone (all the coaches we've had, that is) has had to deal with the supposed need to entertain (to compete with the other codes) whilst also trying to win. I want a coach to come in and not give a rat's ass about the Wallaby way, or ball-in-hand, or running rugby, or whatever you want to call that stuff. People are changing the fucking channel now anyway, so all of the focus on entertainment has been for nought. There's nothing entertaining - at least to the marginal fan that we are trying to attract / are worried about losing - about 40 points to 12 (when you are the 12, anyway). Just win. Bill Pulver used to speak publicly about the need to play running rugby. No thanks, let's just win 4 or 5 in a row and then we can worry about the style in which we do it if the fans are so sick of winning that they need it to be sexy (spoiler: you start winning tests again on the regular and no one will complain about style for quite some time).
Not a New Zealander, because I don't think NZ coaches are at all well drilled at getting the best out of a bunch of ramshackle scrubs, purely because they've never had cause to learn that craft. I mean, I think we all know that the AB setup now pretty much runs itself, and I'm left wondering if Robbie Deans wasn't a fish out of water when he landed in a setup that didn't have an effectively unlimited supply of stud footballers. There are guys in the wallaby setup that don't possess the basic skills required by their positions, but need to be picked because we are paying them $1m a year. I'm not wild about that, either, but it's not something a pro kiwi coach is going to be good at fixing.