I usually just ignore your trolling posts, but I'm feeling surly today.
contested scrums are a laugh.
Died in the wool rugby fans like them because its now a point of difference to every other game.
And died in the wool rugby fans like them because they understand them and see them for the technical contest they are, not the lean-in grab-ass of league. Even my wife -- American, never played rugby -- gets that.
If you want big fat blokes missing more tackles just restrict the amount of substitutes more, the heavier the load the more energy used in carrying it, simple physics really.
Have you watched union? Do you have any idea how much work those "big fat blokes" actually put in? Have you seen front row forwards like Dane Coles or Sean Cronin stepping midfield centers to break past the gainline? They're not all tighthead props, and even they have a purpose beyond being fat and boring you. And have you watched league in the past three or four years? Big forwards with *gasp* bellies miss tackles all the time because they decided to wrestle instead of tackle. (More on this below.)
- 1 - points system, it is an absolute laughing stock, when you have teams always electing for the penalty or taking a field goal for shits and giggles you know you have troubles.
Because that's why they take penalties, for shits and giggles. Had Samoa bothered with a few more shits and giggles against the Kiwis, they might have won a Test match in the Four Nations.
- 2 - Line outs, the organised nature of them is a joke, I don't mind allowing quick line outs to stay. However, if the defensive side gets there in time to stop the fast line out, the team with the ball should have the option to elect to take a tap. Obviously the defence can get set which they wouldn't do in a quick line out scenario.
Line outs are set pieces, and set pieces are organized -- that's why they're
set. It creates a contest for the ball, not the hand-it-over style league goes for. It's also the most ready way to set up the maul, but you probably hate that as well because you don't get it.
- 3 - 13 phases of pick runs. It happens all the time. St George mastered it back in the day. its sad that died in the wool rugby fans don't recognise how boring a 5'5 round and 5'3 tall guy running two feet low to the ground before falling over just to keep his side in possession hoping they will get a penalty or the other side will contract ebola or they will hold there 3-0 lead for the next 60 minutes is entertaining for anyone else watching or on the field. Quite frankly you need a tackle count, just like basketball needs a shot clock.
Seriously, you sound like you only watch local games of overweight children playing this game. If multiple phases are boring to you, then you have an attention problem. I watch a lot of Irish rugby, and Leinster and Munster have both posted brilliant European wins stringing upwards of 30 phases together, and when they're pounding at the try line,
that's tense. If they had to just hand the ball over after six phases and neither the offense or defense was put under any real threat, the game would deflate and lose much of its drama. And because they can't just back away and wait for everyone to get set again -- and there isn't the same kind of interchange as in league -- their fitness and conditioning really comes into play. But if all you see are squat fat dudes doing those phases, have your eyes checked. And your attitude.
- 4 - Play the ball. This one is going to frustrate some certain union people the most, as there is a whole host of union players, who have the speed of a fat mountain, the hands of a fat mountain, the movement of a fat mountain, and the brain cell count of fat mountain, who actually like watching fat mountains on tv.
I am sorry but having a fat mountain clear out the ruck or help you push forward in a maul is both boring for the viewer and wastes roster spots on teams on fat mountains who need to learn how to actually catch run and pass which is what the game is all about.
And this is where you're clearly just not in the same world as everyone else. You sound like someone with body dysmorphia, except for rugby union players. It's a contest for the ball, not a "turn." There's a lot that can happen at the ruck, and again, it doesn't take that much effort to actually see what's going on (counter-rucking, taking the space, jackalling the ball, cleaning out, etc.). There are 15 players on the field, and none of them are just fat, slow mountains, and even the two who
are "fat" are
meant to be heavier -- they do the same thing in gridiron with their line. And they put in more work than league forwards who are interchanged after 15-20 minutes. Plus you're assuming that just because someone's heavy they can't be athletic, and if being short and heavy was enough to put you out of the running for being a pro athlete, then Paul Galen wouldn't have a career. And I'll never understand how league fans find that so difficult to understand. Again, my wife, who's American and has never played the game, gets it, but league fans can't?
The scrum half actually has a larger role; his service can be disrupted by the defense because the defense can actually
play defense in the rugby ruck, and that makes speed of service paramount. There isn't that same threat in league; a play the ball is generally about 5 seconds (we went over that a while back on another thread), uniformly throughout a game, except at the end when the winning team just decides to shut down (there ought to be a "use it" call). So while the league play the ball is a stop in action and everyone -- including the crowd -- waits while the defense stops actually playing defense and backs up while the dummy half decides who to pass to, the rugby ruck is an actual contest where the scrum half is under pressure and the rest of the offense has to pick lines against the force of oncoming traffic. But somehow that to you is boring, while waiting for everyone to reset every 11 seconds is non-stop thrills.
But at least the rugby ruck is a real contest. The abject wrestling that goes on in greco-roman rugby is an insult to wrestling and rugby. More often than not, tacklers are going for the grapple instead of the tackle, and that's also how ball-carriers most often break tackles in league -- because the tackler tries to go up top and wrap the arms, instead of just making a hit. That grapple almost never works unless you get two tacklers in, and then it's just a
sloooooow topple-over until the ball carrier humps the ground for a few seconds, and then they get up and shove each other. It's slow, repetitive and dull. It's also pretty pointless, since the aim is to hopefully strip the ball as well as slow the ruck, but the grappling almost never results in a turn-over.
No one one wants to watch 60 minutes of three guys hugging until they fall on the ground and one guy humps the grass, and then they shove each other. That's choreography, not a contest. At least in a maul there's some progression and an outcome. (Super League haven't brought in the grappling to the same degree, and even though it's not as competitive a competition as the NRL, you get more wide-open play there.)
What's more embarrassing is these guys
know how to tackle, but they're so conditioned to the wrestle that it's automatic. This happens with Manu Vatuvei a lot -- guys try to grapple him down instead of just making the hit, and he rolls by or over them. But even the ball-carriers seem conditioned for it, like they have Stockholm syndrome. One of the frustrating things about the Four Nations was that more often than not, if the ball carrier had the options of cutting right into space, left into space, or up into contact against two defenders, they went into contact. It's almost like they don't
want to run. This has been a criticism of league-trained Owen Farrell for Saracens/England -- too often he's looking for contact instead of space, and they're leaving better options unexplored.
But at least your imaginary 5'3 fat blokes will have a go and run. One of those 5'3 fat props from Ireland made a brilliant break against Georgia this past weekend, except Dave Kilcoyne's 6'1 and 118 kgs -- about the same size as NRL prop Josh Papalii -- and ran for 40 meters before being tackled, goose-stepping and weaving through midfield traffic, and instead of wrestling with the tackler he knocked him on his ass. Man, was that
dull fun.
We all know you're a league fan. It's not that you don't appreciate rugby for what it is, no matter what you say. It's that what you actually say about rugby betrays a lack of any familiarity with what the sport is. The problem with your arguments is we all -- including you --
know that rugby isn't solely comprised of diminutive competitive eaters who trudge up the field like they're going to the buffet for seconds. So when you go there, your arguments just lose credibility. At the same time, we all -- including you --
know there's no real competition for possession in league short of the second or two before they all hug each other and hump the grass. That competition for possession is a cornerstone of rugby and is
the major point of difference; even the set pieces you despise all actually create a real competition for possession (when's the last time a league scrum was won against the head, or a league throw-in was actually competed for?). And we all -- including you --
know that the ridiculous grappling in league that's only there to slow down the ruck is a drag on the game, and it guarantees you only need to look up at the television whenever the announcer screams about something -- and even then they'll replay it six times, so no worries about missing anything.
Some of us watch both codes and do actually appreciate them for what they are; league is a simplified version of rugby that eliminated most of the competition for possession and the chance to build up phases. That doesn't make it
bad, but for a lot of us, it makes it less interesting than the oh-so-complicated rugby. But don't come here and piss on our legs and tell us it's raining. If your arguments about rugby had any real semblance to what we watch week-in and week-out, we might pay some attention to you had to say.
*drops mic*