Telegraph crossword help

[Scarfman]

Hell no. I read the Guardian. I was helping a mate.

 

[#1 Tah]

Now that would be cool.

Why are there bagels in the microwave-toaster?

 

[Gagger]

It would be cool except it appears you shit into the microwave

 

[David]

Now that would be cool.

Haha awesome. Not sure how your testicles would respond to having a microwave under them.

 

[cyclopath]

Who on earth would want to be cooking while they sat on the chair, watching sport and drinking beer? Clearly this chair is a feminist plot.

 

[Scarfman]

Two words can replace all this.

"Beer me!"

 

[Ruggo]

It would be cool except it appears you shit into the microwave

Be no different to eating the wifes cooking.