Super Rugby 2025 NZ/ Drua/ Moana matches
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Dismal Pillock
Nick Farr-Jones (63)
Fuck the world.
Horrific viewing. Gruesome. A slow motion car crash you can't look away from. Traumatising.
A sub-atomic implosion by the Blues, their two brain cells unable to get out of each other's way as they keep crashing into one another with braindead frequency.
Horrific viewing. Gruesome. A slow motion car crash you can't look away from. Traumatising.
A sub-atomic implosion by the Blues, their two brain cells unable to get out of each other's way as they keep crashing into one another with braindead frequency.
Derpus
Stirling Mortlock (74)
Dismal Pillock
Nick Farr-Jones (63)
TJ's Stiffy Goes Supernova
--NZ Herald--
Following the Blues rugby team of NZ losing a rugby football match, commentator Tony Johnstone's stiffy is believed to have gone supernova. "A red and black explosion equivalent to 1,000 suns exploding simultaneously was sighted via telescope 200,000 light years away" said one astronomer. "Systems indicate TJ's giddy shrieks of delight at the fulltime whistle registered at 180db and caused a tremor registering 7.9 on the Richter Scale. Furthermore, although the event occurred at night, the enormous size of his stiffy at fulltime actually resulted in a solar AND lunar eclipse covering the entirety of the Southern hemisphere."
"F**k the Blues."
-TJ.
--NZ Herald--
Following the Blues rugby team of NZ losing a rugby football match, commentator Tony Johnstone's stiffy is believed to have gone supernova. "A red and black explosion equivalent to 1,000 suns exploding simultaneously was sighted via telescope 200,000 light years away" said one astronomer. "Systems indicate TJ's giddy shrieks of delight at the fulltime whistle registered at 180db and caused a tremor registering 7.9 on the Richter Scale. Furthermore, although the event occurred at night, the enormous size of his stiffy at fulltime actually resulted in a solar AND lunar eclipse covering the entirety of the Southern hemisphere."
"F**k the Blues."
-TJ.
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waiopehu oldboy
Rocky Elsom (76)
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The_Brown_Hornet
John Eales (66)
That performance from Ardie yesterday is one of the greatest I've seen from an individual at the elite level for many a long day. What a player that bloke is.
waiopehu oldboy
Rocky Elsom (76)
Week 15
Friday 23/05 Crusaders v Highlanders 19:05
CruSadists could really use a BP here to make it for the one they let get away last week.
Saturday 24/05 Chiefs v Moana 19:05
Fun fact: Tribe are the only NZ team Moana have yet to beat.
Friday 23/05 Crusaders v Highlanders 19:05
CruSadists could really use a BP here to make it for the one they let get away last week.
Saturday 24/05 Chiefs v Moana 19:05
Fun fact: Tribe are the only NZ team Moana have yet to beat.
Dismal Pillock
Nick Farr-Jones (63)
You know who's leading the comp in bonus points?
The Blues!
The Auckland Blues!
With 8 bonus points!
zer0
Greg Davis (50)
[x] Blues wasting more than enough opportunities to win the match
[x] One opposition player being an absolute breakdown pest the Blues couldn't find a way to deal with
I could've sworn I watched that game already in week 2. Only this time I payed 24 whole pesos and made the great trek all the way to Albany for the privilege.
Highlight was some ~8 year old little shit with his pump action horn being an absolute menace in general and, specifically, to some North Shoreite teens dressed like they were going to a 2003 Avril Lavigne concert.
[x] One opposition player being an absolute breakdown pest the Blues couldn't find a way to deal with
I could've sworn I watched that game already in week 2. Only this time I payed 24 whole pesos and made the great trek all the way to Albany for the privilege.
Highlight was some ~8 year old little shit with his pump action horn being an absolute menace in general and, specifically, to some North Shoreite teens dressed like they were going to a 2003 Avril Lavigne concert.
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waiopehu oldboy
Rocky Elsom (76)
Who gets yo play you in the Netflix series?
I'm thinking the kiwi kid from NCIS Hawaii, with Cliff Curtis as your dad/ uncle who prepares you as best he can for the journey...