Tomikin
David Codey (61)
capped last year
So was Hansen.
capped last year
So was Hansen.
"SANZAAR have also reduced their ref's pool from 15 to 12, with Nick Briant and Egon Seconds cut, and Glen Jackson having retired.
Egon Seconds cut
"Greetings today, my fellow blessed Cantabrians. It is I, Razor, your chosen vessel to the beloved and holy Crusaders. Mrs Razor and I welcome you to the Crusaders 2020 Prayer Rally for our beloved red and blacks. Blessed be The Way, hallowed be the Gilbert, and precious and sacred be the slightly shot-to-shit turf at the derelict old Lancaster Park stadium.
"May the blessed Red Cloaked Elders and Gatekeepers of The Hidden Gate, messrs Hayes, Deans, Mccaw, Blackadder and Thorne sanctify our current temporary slightly tinpot bumhole of a stadium. Blessed be the daft stanchions and temporary scaffolding and treasured even be the embarrassing idiotic clots in the stands who cheer like inbred hicks every time one of their 6-toed ilk catches the rugby football when it is kicked into the crowd.
"Let us bow our heads now and pray that His Winnowing Fork may divine a path to the playoffs yet again for our 15 crusading soldiers, a blazing righteous path into the playoffs and beyond into the eternally glowing red and black gloryhole of, yes, The 4-Peat.
"Conversely, may He also condemn the brainshart-faced latte-loving tossers in Auckland to suffer at the hands of their leaderless, rudderless, idiotic showpony sham of a rugby football organisation in perpetuity and forever and ever beyond that, Amen."