Who says Christchurch's finest font have a sense of humour?*
"RECOVERED PROPERTY RETURNED HOME
"We're thrilled to report that an important item that had been taken from its home at Rugby Park, Christchurch has been found and returned to its owners. It was located in Johannesburg, South Africa over the weekend. It has been missing for about nine years. Our thanks to the concerned members of the community from the BNZ Crusaders for their efforts in recovering this item.
"It has previously been seen in Hamilton, Dunedin and Wellington and even made it over to Australia and South Africa since it was taken in 2009. But not in Auckland. Not ever in Auckland since 2009. Unless you count going through the airport on its way to other places. But other than that, like, never.
It arrived back in Christchurch last night and will be returned to its home where it will likely remain. Probably until the End of Time."
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/rugby/news/article.cfm?c_id=80&objectid=11900910
Extra credits for totally burning the Bloos.........
*other than me after a misunderstanding with two of them at 3AM on morning a few years back somewhere between the Casino & our hotel, call of nature-type situation, you know how that goes