Dismal Pillock
Michael Lynagh (62)
What stood out like a dog’s nuts from this match was the utter ineptitude on attack from Fekitoa. If he’s first choice midfield for the BILions then NZ we are fucked. ALB, Crotty, Ioane, Moala, Tamainivalu, hell I’d have Matt Proctor before Fekitoa. Sure, he’s solid on D but passes into dummy runners? The vaguest chickenheaded awareness of what is unfolding around him? That spasticated backhanded flick that ended up 7 under his own posts? How about the basics of centre play that he isn’t even close to mastering? Nonu and Conrad didn’t turn up to the Royal Albert Hall wielding a homemade piccolo. Think about that for a minute.