louie,
Thanks for the nomination but I have to decline though I've had some experience.
I was good for the Narrabeen Tigers Under 10s when the regular coach was away, but lost credibility with the players when I forgot the oranges one day.
They were a fickle team. One day after several weeks of rain in Sydney and playing on a field with several large puddles one of the lads pointed and said: "Look, there's a frog."
All the Tigers congregated at the puddle and agreed it was a frog. Meantime the Newport fullback was, literally, strolling over the goal line to score a try and wondering where the tacklers were.
Then all his team came over to look at the frog too.
It was then I realised that coaching was not for me.