SRP (Super Rugby Pacific) 2022 - NZ & Drua matches with no match thread

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Rieko passes the ball and the Blues score.

The implications are clear.

Rieko to halfback.

 

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Not listening to the ye olde Sky commentary, but is that punisher-in-chief Marshall bitching about short-arm advantage being over from a kick?

Otherwise a much better start from the Blues. Coaches must've delivered a nuclear bomb at halftime.

 

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lol wtf is the actual point of this? Just let it end ffs.

 

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Kind of a morbid achievement to reach the 90 minute mark. O'Queef will be bitterly disappointed he was defeated by the Good Guys in Blue for the second week in a row.

 

[Dan54]

I think there maybe a few buggered players there. Blues deserved game, Clan lost a bit when Umaga-Jensen went off, but that was certainly not why they lost. Thought Zarn Sullivan went well, with him and Perofata Blues are quite well served as back up 10 and 15.

 

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Not listening to the ye olde Sky commentary, but is that punisher-in-chief Marshall bitching about short-arm advantage being over from a kick?

Went back and listened to it. It's erotically delicious. Five minutes of near solid bitching from TJ and Marshall. Then wounder Wheeler gets in on it post-match. ToUgH sOuThErN mEn. You love to see it.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Blues 1st half:

3 poxy points. Blues had NO IDEA. The turf inside the Landers 22 may as well have been the mystical gardens of Narnia. Blues had no idea where it was or how to get there.



2nd half

"Goodbye, TJ. Goodbye, goodnight and go f**k yourself".

 

[Dismal Pillock]

Though Christie went very well.

CC a very mixed bag but again, him and Telea were stallions with the high ball

Papalii CANNOT get fended off that easy as he was for the Crossword Frizzle try

Five minutes of near solid bitching from TJ and Marshall. Then wounder Wheeler gets in on it post-match. ToUgH sOuThErN mEn. You love to see it.

Blissfully unaware. Had the Japanese commentary on. Should do that more often. I'd rather listen to 80 minutes of kittens drowning in a well than ever hear Tony Johsnon hatecall another Blues rugby match again. Just why. Why do they let him do it? The only enthusiasm he has for the spectacle is when the opponent scores. Then his voice raises several octaves and he Dares To Dream.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Highlights

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Razor could bring up something of a milestone tonight: his coaching record is currently 74 wins from 87 matches (incl two abandoned as draws due to the Mosque shootings & the arrival of Covid). Blackadder finished 74/116 & Deans 88/119. Of the three Razor has the best win-percentage at 85, ahead of Deans' 74 & Blackadder's 63.

Longer-term Razor currently has five Super Rugby titles, equal with Deans. Blackadder, as *certain people* on here keep reminding me, won a Dismal zer0 despite having several once-in-a-generation players at his disposal during his eight seasons in charge.

 

[Dan54]

Though Christie went very well.

CC a very mixed bag but again, him and Telea were stallions with the high ball

Papalii CANNOT get fended off that easy as he was for the Crossword Frizzle try


Blissfully unaware. Had the Japanese commentary on. Should do that more often. I'd rather listen to 80 minutes of kittens drowning in a well than ever hear Tony Johsnon hatecall another Blues rugby match again. Just why. Why do they let him do it? The only enthusiasm he has for the spectacle is when the opponent scores. Then his voice raises several octaves and he Dares To Dream.

By geez didn't Perofeta go well at 10 once he settles in? Thought Zarn looked pretty ok at 15 too. Some promise in that Blues squad, I guessing they would of been happy with Plumtree's effort as well as I thought young Sam Darry.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Four late withdrawals from CruSadists incl ScoBar according to TV1 sports news just now

Twitter says others are McAlister, Williams & Dunshea so that's 3/4 of the tight-five bench gone . Tribe be must now be firm faves .

Edit: TAB still quoting CruSadists $2.80:$5.75 Tribe so maybe they haven't had time to upload the late changes to the algorithm.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Marshall & Tenana backing up in comms from last night but not TJ. Interesting.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

That was spectacular from Reece & thought Pickerill could've had a look at who actually forced it in-goal - Ennor's appeal was a touch half-hearted, but, so maybe that was why he didn't.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Is it just me or did that Tribe player extend his leg thereby causing his foot to contact Matera's private bits? Or was it just an old-school kick in the nuts? TMO needs to be looking at that during HT, I think.

Just HOW is Braydonkey Ennor anywhere near the All Blacks? He's barely even a poor man's Alex Nankivell.

Cantab Reptilian Illuminati influence. It's the only explanation.

Far be it from me to hope TJ actually DIES of Covid19 but if it comes to light that he is guilty of closet superspreading, and faces 10 or 20 years in prison, then we've just got to let the justice system take its course don't we.

This is NZ. We don't imprison people for that kinda thing, we just ask them nicely every day if they could please stop doing that. If it's not too much trouble & only if they feel like it. Otherwise no biggie, you do you & the rest of us will respect that.

Edit: Brad Weber's sideline which kinda kills the theory that he was Tribe's patient zero.

 

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Win or lose I'm loving the sheer number of tackles the Chiefs are forcing the Crusaders to make...

 

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Pass was forward as hell though.

 

[Dismal Pillock]

GODDDAMNIT TJ wasnt even there!!!!!!

I want his salty tears, their caustic properties puddling and corroding the New Lancaster Park commentary booth floor, his silently exhaled red-misted fury boiling the very air which he can no longer breathe.

 

[waiopehu oldboy]

Well that ended pretty much the way I thought/ feared it would