Round 8 BBQ Tips
Eastern Suburbs v West Harbour. Grain fed Angus burgers, immaculately cooked but overpriced and too healthy, with unsmiling professional serving staff. Bronze Medal for the round.
Eastwood v Sydney University. Solid performance on the BBQ but the Pies and Sausage rolls will alternate between boiling hot and lukewarm. Serving staff will be cheerful and up for a good chinwag.
Parramatta v Gordon. Will run out of delicious home made pumpkin soup after the early rush, but the M2B will win Canteen of the Round for their range, quality, quantity and value for money.
Randwick v Manly. Need to lift their game. Tipping they will run out of onions before the start of 1st Grade, and no hot tucker will be available until the start of 3rd grade. Newly converted beer snobs, thanks to Nomad Brewery sponsorship product, MMM supporters will reject the Jeff Sayle Ale and Bintang options.
Southern Districts v Northern Suburbs. Ordinary coffee, but great healthy options (with free salad) from the BBQ will see the Hobbits declared runner up for the round.
Warringah v Penrith. Basic offerings only but ticking the grease, cholesterol, fat, and hints of protein boxes. Beer will be too warm, and they will run out of Coke Zero.
