Round 3 was pretty poor tipping effort with only 3/6. In my defence, two games were settled by 1 point and the margin in the third game was only 4 points. I’m pretty sure that Accuracy attenuator on the Tip-o-matic is playing up, and I think the spadget that controls the thrust bearing on the magnorectometer needs to be adjusted slightly.
Round 4 tips.
Northern Suburbs v Eastwood. The Shoremen have had some good performances and just need to settle into their rhythm better. Similar for the Woodies who beat the Beasties who beat the Shoremen. I’m tipping an upset victory to the Shoremen for no other reason than the Tip-O-Meter predicted the Woodies to take the chocolates.
Manly v Sydney University. Happy 2000th game MMM. There should be a good crowd in at the Village Green to see the MMM cruise to victory after ambushing The Corporation with 3 unanswered converted tries in the opening 20 minutes. That mountain will be too high for the young Camperdown team.
Parramatta v Warringah. The M2B will be pissed with their L last week. Look out for the home team to come out with all guns blazing, playing some Auckland Bloos style jailbreak footy. That and the response from the Rats will cause the spectators to forget to partake in the delicious Food and Beverage options from the 3 Jarse Star rated Merrylands RSL Park canteen. 80 plus points to be scored. Rats to win with a meat pie scored 12 phases after Belly has rung the full time bell.
Penrith v Randwick. The victor is about as certain as the sun rising in the East. What is up for debate is how much meat the men from the foot of the mountains will scrag off the Gallopers. I’m tipping the Emus to get 3 meat pies, 2 converted.
Southern Districts v Eastern Suburbs. The Hobbits are the form team of the competition and have already been installed as Hugh’s Premiership favourites. The big Sylvania Waters crowd will be treated to a systematic slaughter of the Latte Sipping Harbour Viewers Shute Shield season success schemes. Hobbits by 10-15.
West Harbour v Gordon. Both teams are on equal points on the ladder with 1/3. The Pirates sole victory was over a team higher on the ladder than the team that the Stags triumphed over, so on that flimsy piece of warped logic, I’m tipping the Pirates to continue on the winning way with a 5-12 point victory.