BPC
Phil Hardcastle (33)
There also must be some chance that Fava contributed to his slipped disc when he threw the quokka.
I know I put my back out when I went quokka tossing.
9. In answer to the entirety of the pleading, the defendant alleges that the plaintiff negligently contributed to any injury, loss or damage suffered.
Particulars
(a) Tossing a quokka, or quokkas, in a careless or reckless fashion
(b) Failed to use safe lifting practices when tossing the quokka
(c) Failed to use any, or any appropriate, aids when tossing the quokka including, but not limited to, a weight lifting belt
(d) Failed to warm up, or failed to warm up adequately, before the physical exertion involved in tossing the quokka
(e) Failed to warm down, or failed to warm down adequately, after the physical exertion involved in tossing the quokka
(f) Failed to seek appropriate physical treatment or therapy after tossing the quokka
(g) Selecting a quokka, or quokkas, too heavy for the plaintiff to toss safely
(h) Engaging in quokka tossing when the plaintiff knew, or ought to have known, that injury may occur
(i) Failing to take proper care for his own safety and wellbeing when engaging in quokka tossing
(j) Failing to undertake any, or any adequate, training in quokka tossing before undertaking the activity of quokka tossing
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