Nando's recent advertising campaign has the answer thereWhat is it With hookers and Nandos? Squeaky has one also in Belconnin I think.
The sting
Jamie Pandaram
August 20, 2011
THE most infamous love pursuit in rugby league can finally be revealed as a fraud.
Solomon Haumono's round-the-world dash for model Gabrielle ''The Pleasure Machine'' Richens in 1998 created global headlines and, while some admired the romanticism, the trip was merely an elaborate ploy to wrangle out of his Bulldogs contract to join the St George Dragons.
Haumono never saw Richens, and sat alone in a London hotel room waiting for the Bulldogs to tear up his contract after agreeing to terms with the Dragons.
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The plan was devised by Haumono and close friend Anthony Mundine - then the Dragons five-eighth - but fell over when the Bulldogs got wind of the plot and instead fined Haumono and put him in reserve grade. The Dragons hastily retreated.
Extraordinarily, Mundine helped another Bulldogs star, Sonny Bill Williams, to make a similar scoot 10 years later to get out of his contract and that time it worked. Mundine now admits he learnt some valuable lessons from the failure of the original plan with Haumono when organising Williams's surprise escape to France.
Now pursuing his dream to win the world heavyweight boxing crown, Haumono has come clean on the story in a bid to shed that association from his public image - rarely is his name mentioned without the Pleasure Machine story following.
At the time he did not tell family members for fear the plan would be exposed.
''Looking back now I think I was very immature,'' said Haumono, now a happily married father of four.
''I regret it so much because I couldn't risk my close family members knowing because of a loose whisper. That was hard. I am sorry to all the fans that supported the Bulldogs because they were solid all the way. Even today.''
This is how Haumono conspired to get out of his $400,000-a-year contract with the Bulldogs.
Haumono had actually chased after Richens much earlier, but on meeting her in England realised their relationship would not progress.
After discussions with Mundine, it was decided they would use that story to explain his mystery trip, which left the Bulldogs dumbfounded.
''I was under contract for the Bulldogs so it was decided to come up with a plan that would ultimately force the Bulldogs to rip up my contract,'' Haumono said. ''So the plan was formed that I was going to chase after my girlfriend at the time in England. So off I went and before I knew it the paper got a hold of it and blew it up, making headline news and myself being chased by the media at home and even there in London.''
And it all fell apart quickly.
''It was crazy. Choc [Mundine] added a twist by flying over to rescue me and that just created more of a stir,'' Haumono said. ''We arrived back at Sydney and it was just chaos. All the media wanted to get in on the buzz so it literally didn't stop. We bypassed customs to a room where family and management were waiting, hidden from all the mayhem of reporters, camera crews and general public wanting to see what all the fuss was. We had security escort us to a car that we quickly took off in.''
Mundine explained: ''We had to calculate it in a manner that we had to try to get him out of the deal with the Dogs, because by mouth, verbally, the deal was done.
''We put on that little stage play to try and get the Dogs to do what we wanted them to do.''
Asked if he had used the saga to help him plot Williams's controversial defection to French rugby club Toulon, Mundine replied: ''Yes, we had a bit of experience in that department. No one thought Sonny was going to get out, not even the Dogs, but we found a way.''
Haumono is now active in youth mentoring, helping young men to avoid the traps he fell into.
''My whole sporting career has been in the spotlight for both good and bad reasons,'' he said. ''I'm not above anyone else, but I thought I was as an immature person. Having an older head on my shoulders helps me to live as an example to help the younger generation through the difficult times of growing up.''
Haumono has endured years of judgment over the incident and it has not been easy on his relationship with wife Margaret.
''She was obviously a beautiful girl, but life is about sustainability and not predictability,'' Margaret Haumono said.
''Without doubt our faith in Jesus has got us to where we are today. It's never about giving up on someone you love, it's about being there in the bad and good times and being that support when one is weak and when he has been weak all the 'pat on the back' people have never been there.
''We have never been a perfect couple, but we have grown to have a beautiful family and marriage.''
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No actually it doesn't. Carter, McCaw and Williams are prevented from appearing in adds together for their water company as that has too close an association with All Blacks. They are also prevented from providing funds to KidsCan which is an All Blacks funded charity.As for his contract apparently stating they can't have personal sponsors in conflict with All Black sponsors - I disagree entirely until proven otherwise. In an ideal world I'm sure the ARU and NZRU etc would like to be able to have such clauses in their contracts but it would never be accepted by the Players Association in my opinion. I mean, Mccaw, Carter and Ali Williams own a business together that provides health foods and water and I'm pretty sure you could argue being involved in a such a company and capitalising on their All Blacks 'image' flys in the face of similar or 'hydration' supplies for the All Blacks. So how is that any different to SBW's situation? Aside from the fact it disproves the counter arguements above that SBW's contract prohibits conflicting sponsors and so on.
Name a chicken franchise that sponsors the NZRU. I'll give you a hand: http://www.nzru.co.nz/sponsorsas anitpodean states - 'Because the sponsorship that SBW was trying to get was only coming about because of his association with the All Blacks' - and how is this any different to Kevin Mealamu owning several Nando's franchises
What a load of tin foil hat wearing conspiracy shit. He is clearly trying to leverage off being an All Black for this sponsorship and the only reason a competitor to Powerade is interested is because it is blatant hijack marketing. All Blacks make Powerade advertisements. This proposed sponsor for SBW wouldn't give a shit about him if he wasn't an All Black.And I disagree completely with this analogy because its all about compromise... yet the NZRU are not compromising on this one with SBW's and that is contradictory and narrow sighted and is because of the 'agenda' mentioned previously about using this as the opportunity to try and force him out.
What is it With hookers and Nandos? Squeaky has one also in Belconnin I think.
He has a hooker in Belconnin?
I thought all the ACT hookers were in Fyshwick ?? Or is that just the porn shops?
..... by mouth, verbally, the deal was done.
The issue here in my opinion is not one of loyalty or respecting the All Black jersey.
And whilst I agree that his manager and Mundine are probably not helping the situation... the issue here is SBW's employer vetoeed a major sponsorship deal worth a lot of money because it was with a rival product to a All Blacks sponsor.
I'm not for or against SBW and I'm not interested in getting caught up in Mundine's involvement in his life, SBW walking out on the Bulldogs or anything like that.
I actually believe SBW has every right to be aggrieved and re-considering his options. His 'employer' has just cost him a hell of a lot of money in personal sponsorship.
So let's all consider if we would be slating Horwill or Samo to death if they were offered a contract to be the face of say... Gatorade and the Wallabies said sorry you can't do that, we have a deal to drink Powerade on the field after the game. So Horwill or Samo turns around and say 'poke it then I'm not interested in working for you anymore'...where would we all stand on that one?
Would Samo or Horwill as the face of Gatorade be such a big issue? Does anyone really care if Britney Spears is sponsored by Pepsi but enjoys a can of Coca-Cola?
Why could a compromise not be reached?
Lets not forget here that years ago when the Wallabies were sponsored by Reebok, players were still allowed to have their own boot sponsorship and be the face of other brands - but when playing for Australia they had to black out the distinctive 3 adidas stripes or Nike Swoosh on their boots so as not to clash with Reebok (a fair compromise).
So why has the NZRU been so firm in this situation and not found a compromise to allow SBW to maximise his earning potential (3rd party/sponsers etc)??/
Why? Well personally I think it's because they are quite happy to 'force him out' or too see him go. It will save them a lot of money... he hasn't cemented a starting 12/13 position and the NZRU has squeezed as much as they can from the SBW's product and know they won't get anymore if he's not in the starting team. So, I expect they have chosen to back him into a corner and won't be bothered if as a result he walks away.
To me, SBW is in a weak negotiation position. He can't play for any other nation but needs to play in NZ to be eligible for the blacks. Sure he can he to europe for the money or even become a proboxer but either outcome will only confirm the opinions of him that are held both sides of the tasman. I really can't see him going back to the NRL, unless he is allowed to supplement it with some boxing which I can't see any club being happy with this given the already demanding nature of the NRL season. I think the NZRU should play hard ball with him, if he stays, you wan t it to be on terms acceptable to the NZRU and fair to the rest of the AB s.
How do you know these things SF?
In as much as I now give a shit about the guy either way, I agree with you.
My main concern, though, is the timing. I really couldn't care les if he's in NZ next year or not. On balance I'd probably prefer he wasn't, not unless he was getting paid little more than average. But we are now looking like having two lame duck players in our RWC squad (including Guildford, one of the worst RWC squad selections for a while).
What happens if Nonu gets injured and we need a proper back-up at? SBW? No chance. So what's the point of him in our squad? To make up the numebrs against Japan and Canada? We could have had Ben Smith do that, a proper rugby player who could still make a good All Black.
He is your 12 backup, or who would you play there? Kahui? Toeava? None of them are 12's. He has been picked and I think he will do fine there but Nonu would be a big loss.
You are of course welcome to play any fullback at 12 seeing as you have such a brilliant history of plying fullbacks in the centres at World Cups
He is your 12 backup, or who would you play there? Kahui? Toeava? None of them are 12's. He has been picked and I think he will do fine there but Nonu would be a big loss.
You are of course welcome to play any fullback at 12 seeing as you have such a brilliant history of plying fullbacks in the centres at World Cups