Yarps to win the rugby championship
Argies to bash Aussie - smash em at home, and lose a close one in Aussie
Bled to stay at home in NZ
Stormers to win Super Rugby
Quade to remain exactly the player he always has been
GAGR to continue to vote Pocock as king of everything
Pocock to start smashing Steph Rice
Wob's to play same game as last 4 years under Deans... rad backs, but average forwards
Hansen & Foster to suck shit as coaches of the Black
MR to buy a new 50 inch plassie to replace the 42 inch one he put a beer bottle through watching the shithousely coached all blacks in 2012
and others...
The world not to end
Financial markets to remain "volatile" (financial code for shithouse)
Goldman, Morgan, Citi, Bank of American to find themselves in "difficulty" at some stage
Obama to get back in
Ogilvy employees will get over themselves, finally, when ogilvy goes under and the world laughs out loud at them & their retarded ronald mc donald meets hamburgler style of fashion
People on the planet to finally realise that the Kardashians have never actually done or achieved anything and the planet is better off just ignoring them
London olympics to be half empty due to signal failures & leaves on the line
Guys all over the globe discover the new privacy browsing feature on ipad/iphone and internet porn usage to go through the roof
Top Gun 2 to be released to a steaming pile of turd reviews. Cruise to eat another placenter to get over it
And finally....
Majorly Ragerly & Gagger or Scarfman to agree on something.....