Did a member of The Chaser TV team sneak his way into the video referee's box in Durban last Saturday during the Springboks v British & Irish Lions Test and commandeer the microphone to cause mayhem? That is the only logical reason for this baffling conversation between referee Bryce Lawrence and a misguided French TMO over whether a Lions' try should be awarded, and if not, where play should recommence.
Lawrence: "Can you look at the grounding, and whether it's a try or no try?"
TMO: "Bryce, I have a decision. The ball was not. Touch in goal. Scrum five Red."
L: "Touch in goal here?"
TMO: "The ball doesn't touch in goal."
L: "Sorry?"
TMO: "The ball doesn't touch in goal."
L: "OK. But it was carried in by Red?"
TMO: "Yes. Scrum five Red."
L: "Why scrum five Red, though?"
TMO: "Because the green player played the ball after, and going (garbled) . . . It's a scrum five Red."
L: "Why, though? You need to tell me why scrum five?"
TMO: "Because the green player played the ball and errrr."
L: "In the field of play, or in-goal?"
TMO: "It was in-goal."
L: "OK, it's a 22 then."
TMO: " Ah fart een your general deerection! Ger away, before Ah taunt yer a second time!"
Lawrence then ran to the quarter line for the restart. What's doing?