^^^^^^^ OK, just enough time before they do the "please turn off your electronic devices" spiel (I'm on Emirates so they do it in all the native tongues of the flight crew, takes a while):
From @Dismal Pillock's take on PROMOTHEUS, Nov 18, 2015:
Best moment was when smug humanoid robot, after travelling thru space for 2 years, finally meets 7 ft tall original human. After having rudely woken the huge lug up from his peaceful millenial slumber, he blabs some mumbo jumbo up at him and the giant lug cradles wee mans face as the little fella looks all contented, his lifes work at fruition, then the big c**t just rips the rude little shits head off and chucks it over there. "I don't care how far you've come, don't wake me up. C**t."
EDIT: they be having wifi on this here A380-800: that, as they say in far-car-tar-nay, is choice as, bro.