Richard Graham and the Damage Done
I caught him knocking at the board-room door,
Hey Jim, can I coach for one more?
Oh, no, the damage done.
Players left because he was so bad,
His reappointment leaves us feeling like we’ve all been had.
Oh, no, the damage done.
Herbie’s been appointed to help fix the mess,
After round four he’ll be in deep distress.
Oh, no, the damage done.
I’ve seen Richard Graham and the damage done,
The QRU has nothing but contempt for everyone,
And now rugby in Queensland’s like a settin’ sun.